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Newton Pulsifer here.
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Hello all, it's me, Newt Pulsifer. I've got a special setup so I can use a computer. Im very excited! I've never had one last this long before. || Ask/RP blog for Newton Pulsifer | Penned by Bones | Follows/likes come from @ask-warlock-dowling | Mod and muse are both 18+ 
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ask-newton-pulsifer · 4 years ago
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((Return of the me))
((Hopefully you just saw God’s mod post that they’re active again, and so am I!!! Me and my several blogs, including @prince-of-the-apocalypse ))
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ask-newton-pulsifer · 5 years ago
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"It'll be for dinner, we should leave by around 5:30." Newt gives Anathema a quick kiss before moving to leave the room.
Hello dear! Uhm, I was just wondering, uh, are you doing anything tonight? No reason, well, there is a reason, I mean. . . I'm just curious.
No, I’m not doing anything. Did you have something in mind?
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ask-newton-pulsifer · 5 years ago
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"Yeah, sort of! But, I wanna surprise you with it, so, I wont tell you where we're going." Newt smiled cheekily.
Hello dear! Uhm, I was just wondering, uh, are you doing anything tonight? No reason, well, there is a reason, I mean. . . I'm just curious.
No, I’m not doing anything. Did you have something in mind?
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ask-newton-pulsifer · 5 years ago
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Random text: Hope you're happy with everything you did this weekend you piece of shit.
Newt: I believe you have the wrong number but you got me rethinking everything.
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ask-newton-pulsifer · 5 years ago
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Anathema, trying to flirt: I like your name.
Newt: Thanks, I got it for my birthday.
Crowley, whispering to Anathema: Are you sure you want that one?
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ask-newton-pulsifer · 5 years ago
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Crowley, attempting to make small talk with Newt while Anathema is in the kitchen: So, uh, what’s the worst decision you’ve made while you were drunk?
Newt: I don’t mean to brag, but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
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ask-newton-pulsifer · 5 years ago
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Well, I believe you did. You were letting her prophecies define you, control your life completely. That's no way to live.
What witchy things do you do now, without Agnes's prophecies?
Oh, I usually just keep my house cleansed, protect my friends and family from evil spirits, and wonder if I really should have kept Agnes’s second book of prophecies…
@ask-newton-pulsifer I did the right thing by getting rid of that book, didn’t I?
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ask-newton-pulsifer · 5 years ago
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"Newwwt! Is it okay if I keep a pet toad here?" @ask-good-omens-brian
“I think a toad would be a wonderful little pet, but we’ll have to ask Anathema too.” Newt smiles at the boy and ruffles his hair. ���If she says it’s alright, then it’s fine by me.”
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ask-newton-pulsifer · 5 years ago
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I love how you've basically adopted Brian now
I dont know if youd really call it adoption, I mean he has his dad at home. Anathema and I are more like, secondary parents! Is that a thing?
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ask-newton-pulsifer · 5 years ago
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Newt smiles, feeling a strange sense of pride from empowering the boy. "Well I certainly cant wait!" He jokes, ruffling Brian's hair.
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I have a few things for you, if you'd like them, or have the chance to pop over to the cottage.
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ask-newton-pulsifer · 5 years ago
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Newt was admittedly a little surprised at first, but hugged Brian back, smiling wide. “I’m glad you like them!” He rested his hand on Brian’s head as he spoke. “I think you’d make an amazing chef one day, Brian.”
@ask-good-omens-brian
I have a few things for you, if you'd like them, or have the chance to pop over to the cottage.
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ask-newton-pulsifer · 5 years ago
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Newt chuckled softly, and picked up the other gifts for Brian. “If you’ll be cooking all year you might need these as well.” The other presents consisted of an apron that Anathema had embroidered his name on, a cutting board, and a set of measuring spoons.
@ask-good-omens-brian
I have a few things for you, if you'd like them, or have the chance to pop over to the cottage.
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ask-newton-pulsifer · 5 years ago
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Newton smiled back at him. And lead him into the sitting room of the cottage. Sure enough there were a few presents wrapped for him. Newt handed him the first after sitting him down on the couch. "Here you are!"
@ask-good-omens-brian
I have a few things for you, if you'd like them, or have the chance to pop over to the cottage.
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ask-newton-pulsifer · 5 years ago
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@ask-good-omens-brian
I have a few things for you, if you'd like them, or have the chance to pop over to the cottage.
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ask-newton-pulsifer · 5 years ago
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Got any plans for Christmas?
I'll be spending the holidays with Anathema, and visiting my mother as well. Also with Brian. Well I wont be visiting Brian, but I'll spend some time with him.
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ask-newton-pulsifer · 5 years ago
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Oh? Do you wanna have kids at some point?
Well, I suppose sometime in the future I certainly wouldn't be opposed to being a, a father. If, I mean if Anathema wants kids that is. But I think perhaps first we should, settle in a bit more? We arent even married or anything yet.
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ask-newton-pulsifer · 5 years ago
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Crowley, checking the mail: Anathema and Newton sent us a baby shower invitation? No, thank you. I have a regular sized shower I can use whenever I want.
Aziraphale: Give me that!
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