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Foodie illustrations with a side of macabre inspired by scenes from @patiently-burning's Blind Man's Bluff.

I love how food and meals make great landmarks in storytelling ♥

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The brat really came back

Idiot should’ve stayed up on the farm

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A horse and a deer or pronghorn I found on my last bone hunt. I found four horses (and maybe a foal) but they’re too grody to show here.

I have the gross video of the dead horses on CarcassAfterlives on IG and Carcass: The Afterlives of Animal Bodies on FB. View at your own risk. I also have some stills queued this week.

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hey hey!!! (｡´∀｀)ﾉ

just wanted to say that i love your sense of style! especially the glasses, they're really cool! (´∀｀)♡

i've seen you around here and there but never got the courage to talk with you until now! hope we can talk again soon! ヽ(o♡o)/

-Yaira @lovergirlyaira

Missed this till now

But thanks, the glasses are fun. You’ve got a cute style

And, yeah

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Stop causing drama in the orphanage at weird hours I’m tryin to fuckin sleep

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More screencaps from my short documentary Vulture Culture: Creating Afterlives

Very excited for you guys to meet the incredible artists who let me smell their maceration buckets

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good morning everyone!! (〃＾∇＾)

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hi hi locke! i didn't expect to see you here, hehe! i hope you've been doing good~ (＾∇＾)

-lo (@dolliepops)

Hey lo, it’s been alright. And yeah, don’t use this as much.

Anyways, considerin going on a hunt soon. Wanna come along?

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Hypothetically speaking... How do you think human flesh would be best served? Deep fried? Stew? On a stick?

Depends on personal preferences, I like stew, I make good stew, typically using meat from stuff I’ve hunted. But human’s supposedly taste similar to pig, it’s why they’re called ‘long pig’. So, anything you’d use pork for probably could go well with human flesh

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There are. Similar to a cow or pig, the thigh, buttocks, and breast meat would likely be far better tasting. But similar to cow or pig, the organs would taste bitter and gross but overall carry more vitamins and overall be healthier.

Hypothetically speaking

If you killed someone, which organs would you eat first?

organ meat is gross! (≧~≦) i'm sure there are better parts if you really wanted to eat someone!

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Cage?!? Well, welcome back, I suppose.. How was it? ...Had fun in there?

It was a cage what do you expect

Cages aren’t fun to be in

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Out of curiosity! Do you like spicy food? Or are you weak to it?

Salty? Sweet? Sour? Bitter?

Do you like creamy foods? Is there any food you don't like?

Do you eat your veggies? Growing boys should eat their veggies to be nice and strong.

Why the fuck are ya talkin to me like im some little kid?

Fuck right off with that

Ain’t answering shit

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Aw, you sound upset to be outta the cage... Poor depraved thing.

I’m not upset being out of the cage

Can’t argue against being depraved though

Ugh

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Had a WONDERFUL time with Poe, thanks to you ❤

Surprised they didn’t delete the ask

Anyways yeah sure, won’t be able to do that again though

So no body send asks askin me to kidnap the little fucker

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Outta the fuckin cage

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...You don't have to collect him. He's fine. If this is about the debt money, I'll cover his part.

Leave him the fuck alone till he recovers.

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… I shall be coming to you shortly, if you have the money then you may keep him until he recovers.

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So, do i get a reward for informing you? :3

No.