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have you fucked ancap yet
//Can you guys, like, not send asks like this? It's just uncomfortable. Thank you.
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men will literally fry rice.
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すばらしいなヘビですね! バランスすごい!!!!
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Happy
Happy 4/20
:})
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@ask-ancap
🎶Constricting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
Never slithering from a real fight!
She is the one named Ssssssailor Moon!🎶
#AprilFools #NoCatsOnlySnek
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People who hate snakes are so weird because they’ll insist that snakes are ruthlessly aggressive animals just waiting for the chance to bite a human but if you actually go outside and look at a snake they’re literally just like:
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If I kissed you would I die of venom?
I don't believe so? If that were the case, AnCap would be in a lot of trouble <3
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Thank you kindly, good fellow ☺️
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I love cookies
sweet sweet cookies
put em in my mouth
take a big bite
little milk to wash em down
I am... Not sure why you're telling me this. Congratulations, I suppose.
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Heads up!
Sorry to ruin jres “joke” but Jreg’s latest video (Advice for Epileptics) can trigger photosensitive conditions. Don’t watch it if you struggle with that.
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Heads up!
Sorry to ruin jres “joke” but Jreg’s latest video (Advice for Epileptics) can trigger photosensitive conditions. Don’t watch it if you struggle with that.
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//Hey guys, OOC warning, the new Jreg video "Advice for Epileptics" contains a lot of flashing lights, if you have any sort of photosensitivity please avoid that one, and if you don't please report the video for dangerous content. That could really hurt someone. Thank you, have a good day.
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A public statement regarding the sale of Recreational Nukes
Hello. As some of you may have noticed, the production and sale of Ancapistan's Recreational Nukes™ has decreased in recent weeks. Worry not, the supply will be increasing soon. We simply encountered a snag recently with some shady characters purchasing our products, and as such had to put sales on hold temporarily. The problem is being resolved as we speak, thank you for your patience.
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double snake!! one smells like lavender, one searches your soul for sin
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for tax purposes I count as a creature btw
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Can you take your hat off so I can put these dog ears on you?
There's no need, good fellow :)
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