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Drew Nermal dying in a glue trap

fuck nermal all my homies hate nermal (this post was sponsored by Garfield)

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Are you sure your name is garfield and not barfield? Its garfing time could also be Its barfing time

How dare you

I am the lasagna loving Monday hating cat

I have never been treated this way in all my nine lives

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…

you know what, no, i’ve had it—

you probably can’t hear this, Randy…

[he takes a VERY deep breath. oh lord get ready.]

but you are a vile, dim-witted, rancid, piss-stained MORON.

Everyone makes mistakes but you're REALLY abusing the privilege.

If being an idiot was a crime you'd have already been sentenced to death. Y’know, some people have a stick up their ass, you have the whole tree. If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't you happier? Looking at you is the best excuse to drink I've ever seen. You're so full of shit you need a laxative just to talk. Were you dropped on your head as a baby, or thrown against a wall??? I WISH you were clean enough to spit on. If you keep this up, this is going to end with that cleaver sticking out of your ass. Realistically, it’s pointless to even insult you because you'll die before you figure it out.

[exhausted breathing.]

I am QUITE done.

. . .

…DEAR GOD, LB.

Microwave 15- Dumb

I’m sorry this is short i promise I’ll be making longer ones this year 🙏

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garfield soup

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the last straw

[ based off the most recent part of @vixensillybonez’s comic! ]

jon has had enough of randy’s shit

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What’s you guy’s opinion on rock and roll ?

oh! it’s nice, but it’s not really my favorite genre, y’know?

[he’s trembling in his boots he fucking LOVES it]

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reviving this blog ummm uhhhh send them asks NEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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“Oh, lord…again? A-fucking-gain?? Nothing new, nothing changed, same old shit! SAME OLD FUCKING SHIT!”

Evangelionfield!

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double whammy.. silly galore

thas all, im sleept.

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”…I’m going to throw something or someone.”

FreakyField is calling, do you pick up?

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intro post again,,,

here’s the silly art

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time for a short lore recap! *Lasagna Boy and Jon encounter @vixensillybonez's Microwave!Garfield. *Lasagna Boy and Jon encounter @gnarpian-general. *Lasagna Boy makes contact with @askjonarbuckle which leads to an accidental trauma dump. /j *During the conversation with Gnarpy, a third party with red text seemed to talk from within Jon's head, yielding the start of a new arc.

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"...no. He did the job himself. Everyone...everyone's gone except Lyman."

"...I'm so sorry..."

”There’s other Jons here than just us?”

“Huh, what do you know..”

-@ask-lb-n-jon

what...?

...who are you people?