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has the wizard ever told you about a guy named. mr qi :] he is blue and mystical and also runs a casino

That sounds like 'my cup of tea'! Is that what humans say?

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3 billion horse radishes for you :)

This is an amazing gift. For my people it is a great honor to receive something like this!

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How do you feel about cows?

Cows? They are large gentle creatures...

I admire their liking for grass, it tastes too bitter to me...

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ACHOO

oh my yoba , i’m sorry !!

im allergic to super stylish shadow people

:]

oh! I wasn't aware of this property of mine

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Hi :3

Hello, human. I find that cat face quite funny.

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*throws a piece of cheese at your face*

That was quite unexpected, human.

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Krobus, my main man! Any advice for a college student? Need some support to not drop out and live in the sewers as a rat person

The sewers are very welcoming for humans! I can make some space for you

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goodbye @smxlbuddy, hello @clowniicat! ask-krobus-sdv has got a new owner! everyone behave!

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Happy New Year, Krobus! Do shadow spirits celebrate the New Year in any special way?

Hello and Happy New Year! We would usually have a grand celebration and thank Yoba for blessing us with a new year, but ever since the war, I’ve spent my time celebrating alone. You’re welcome to join me down here!

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krobiiiii!

Hello, fish friend!

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What's your relationship with the wizard? Is he a father like figure to you?-🏳️‍⚧️👿

I’d like to consider us friends! He might not… but that’s alright. He’s taught me a lot about humans and I thank him for that!

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*holds Krobus gently like hamburger*

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Do you not like it…?

spouses/roommates being able to redecorate the house in stardew valley is a cute feature in concept but in reality it feels like

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I bring you a gift!!!

Ah, it smells delicious! Thank you kindly.

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*sending platonic huggies*

You're the best Krobus!

Thank you!! I can’t believe all the love I’m receiving from you all. Sending my deepest appreciation!

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It's almost Spirit's Eve... If the Adventurer's Guild tries putting your buddies on display as a fun little town event again, I'm gonna release all the slimes from my slime hutch into town and blame it on Marlon.

It’s quite a scary experience… I don’t know why the townspeople would want to cage us up. We aren’t some attraction!

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Ah, hello my shadow friend. I hope you are doing well. I have brought you a gift!

Wow, thank you! I’ve been spending my day balled up in the corner. This beautiful gem makes this much more interesting!