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YOU.

Ooc: wait, did you run the knife blog ask thingy majic????

-📖..?

I did!! I still do! I just haven’t been too active as I’m currently focusing on this blog

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…*sprinkles lesbian*

-SPRINKLE ANON 2.0?????!?!?!? IM BACK HUH???!?!?

IM A MAN??

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Go clean your ass up. NASTY!

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Okay suitcase

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Quickly the Feds are after me

Opinion on uhhhhhħhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the horrors beyond my comprehension

The horrors are after you too. They’re working with the feds.

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Die I hope Yinyang gets you istg

Slash jay

WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU.

LIKE LEGITIMATELY?? WHAT THE FUCK.

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i want you

-🪭

FAN??

FAN WHAT THE FUCK. STOP BEING GAY.

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*telepathically sends you all of my back pain*

GAH

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL EVEN DOING THIS IM A GHOST. GUAHANEUWUAAAOWWWWOUCHHHH

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hi Knife hI hi hi

..hi.

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I m call. ing the gostbustres on you for ruining my vibe.

Can’t even spell ghostbusters right, idiot.

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What if I was to say that I have a parasocial relationship with you and I cuddle the plush of you every night to pretend youre real? Would you be creeped out?

Uh

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Knife, I'm going to put you in a jar.

What.

No.

No don’t.

Don’t do that.

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KNIFE, IF YOURE NOT GAY, LETS TALK ABOUT SUITCASE. WHY YOU ALWAYS SOOOO TOUCHY WITH HER??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

I don’t like suitcase like that, god, I start making friends and now everyyyybody thinks I’m dating somebody. Fuck off, seriously.

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Also projecting my cramps on you (sorry bro I can't deal with this shit rn I need to grind on roblox)

I’m going to grind YOU. (In a meat grinder) (painfully)

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Who is that

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Imagine being a knife. Imagine being monochrome. imagine-

Imagine being the guy who sent this in

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okay yeah youre right... but im not a danger💔💔 sighs and walks away with my head down

Yeah that’s right, walk away in SHAME.