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Well, ya know, I just Kit on Walker-ing threw life. I- I know that's not funny now- but when I was in elementary school everyone loved that joke.

you don’t want us to call you kitson, kitty, kitten— what are we supposed to call you then, pretty boy? 🙄✋ it’s way too much fun not to—

Well- I- I've been back for two seconds and you're already tryin' to give me a heart attack?? Gosh, ok, listen- you can call me kitten if you really want to, but callin' me "Kitson" is treading on thin ice, hon.

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Yeah, that's too bad. I guess we'll just have to talk and get ta know each other better then.

Kitson?? Where have you been. :(

Bold of ya to assume I'm tellin' you anything after you call me Kitson. Do I look like a cat? An old man? A brand of truck?? No!!

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Yes, I'm sure. Pinky promise, and if you ever fluster me so bad I feel cardiac arrest comin' on, I'll let you know before you end up killin' me.

you don’t want us to call you kitson, kitty, kitten— what are we supposed to call you then, pretty boy? 🙄✋ it’s way too much fun not to—

Well- I- I've been back for two seconds and you're already tryin' to give me a heart attack?? Gosh, ok, listen- you can call me kitten if you really want to, but callin' me "Kitson" is treading on thin ice, hon.

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C'mon, just because I don't know how to switch profiles on the Netflix doesn't mean I'm an old man! I could be up to date on all the cool trends, I just choose not to be. Which- arguably- makes me even cooler n' trendier.

Kitson?? Where have you been. :(

Bold of ya to assume I'm tellin' you anything after you call me Kitson. Do I look like a cat? An old man? A brand of truck?? No!!

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you don’t want us to call you kitson, kitty, kitten— what are we supposed to call you then, pretty boy? 🙄✋ it’s way too much fun not to—

Well- I- I've been back for two seconds and you're already tryin' to give me a heart attack?? Gosh, ok, listen- you can call me kitten if you really want to, but callin' me "Kitson" is treading on thin ice, hon.

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Kitson?? Where have you been. :(

Bold of ya to assume I'm tellin' you anything after you call me Kitson. Do I look like a cat? An old man? A brand of truck?? No!!

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In retrospect, I shouldn't have let my genius kids both take Spanish because now they have their own secret language I know nothin' about.

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Oh my god, stop it. It's totally dorky, don't lie to me.

wait fuck off your name is really kitson? is it not christopher?

...Who told ya that? Are you friends with my ma or something??

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i scrolled back and you said it yourself!! your name is kitson!! kitson kitson la la la

...Oh no. I feel like this is gonna be a thing now.

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if you don't like being called kitten can i call you kitchen instead?? or skittle?

I see where ya got kitchen, but skittle? Oh- sKITtle! Sorry, I just had ta let the nickname sink in to figure out the pun.

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A bear walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter comes up and asks the bear if he wants anything. The bear says "I'd like a grilled............... cheese"

The waiter says, "What's with the big pause?"

The bear says, "Cause I'm a bear!"

Now that's fuckin' fantastic. I love bears.

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ARE YOU READY FOR A DAD JOKE

YEAH 100% LAY IT ON ME

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wait fuck off your name is really kitson? is it not christopher?

...Who told ya that? Are you friends with my ma or something??

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do you like dad jokes?

Of course! I mean- my kids definitely don't, but I think they're great! Why'd ya ask?

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Hi kitten!! :) I've been meaning to ask, how are you?

Hey Ab! Workin' hard or hardly workin' am I right?! Ha! That was a bad joke.

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HELLO KIT BESTIE do u like cats or dogs 🙊

Well- cats are like roommates who kinda hate you, and I already have one a those.

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Hey, Kit? If it ain't too much to ask, could I steal a hug or something from you? I'm just really stressed out and angry and kinda depressed, and no one's around to hug me, y'know? If you don't wanna, that's totally cool too, and my apologies for going over any boundaries. Hope you're doing okay, though!

Of course, ya thief! Go ahead and steal a hug! Well, I suppose it’s not stealin’ if I give you permission, but still.

[consider yourself hugged]