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[ask-heldrake-chan]

would a skitarii be shiny enough for the treasure horde? 👉👈

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This most certainly is a first. Most of the garbage treasure in her nest were trophies taken of things she had to kill first. Someone volunteering was... unusual to say the least.

"How good is said Skitarii at polishing armor trim?"

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love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

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do you have a horde of treasures?

........can i be one of the treasures? 👉👈

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"... how shiny are you?"

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(Falling through a warp portal. Late M41, Colorized)

*Notices your FLY-Keyword*

"OwO what's this?"

(ask-heldrake-chan)

Magnus jumps as she looks at the... unique heldrake in shock. "What the hells is an owo?"

[ask-heldrake-chan]

To say that Heldrakes were fast was an understatement. Even among the faster elements of the heretical war machine, which included Venomcrawlers, Raptors, and Warp Talons, the airborne demon-engine surpassed all these with ease, capable of crossing entire battlefields within seconds. This specific anomalous individual had the full power of such a mechanical beast compressed into a significantly lighter and smaller frame.

The result was absurd as it was devastrating: breaking the sound barrier from a standing start caused the ground to crack and glass in their surroundings to shatter. She now was a living projectile of claws, teeth, and steel. There was no doubt that whatever she would hit would not have much of a chance of survival...

*Notices your FLY-Keyword*

"OwO what's this?"

(ask-heldrake-chan)

Magnus jumps as she looks at the... unique heldrake in shock. "What the hells is an owo?"

[ask-heldrake-chan]

Perhaps presenting the wings was not the best idea as the living air superiority weapon was now staring up at them almost mesmerized. Her next words were spoken slowly, as if it was taking all her willpower to focus on having a regular conversation.

"I don't call myself... I am me... The one who owns the skies..."

Claws slowly extended, wings shifted into position, and a faint rumbling indicated some sort of energy buildup, almost like a furnance firing up. This ambitious creature was most certainly about to do something remarkably daring - and also remarkably stupid.

*Notices your FLY-Keyword*

"OwO what's this?"

(ask-heldrake-chan)

Magnus jumps as she looks at the... unique heldrake in shock. "What the hells is an owo?"

[ask-heldrake-chan]

whats your opinion on skitarii? *muttering quietly* pleasedontkillmepleasedontkillmepleasedontkillme

"Hmmm. Does not fly, so no fun to chase. Not very nutritious either from the looks of it... They remind me of the techno-cultists the Warpsmiths use for errands. So... potentially useful? They do not reek as much as their superiors, so they might be good minions."

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it wasn't disrespect they threw at you it was a statue ..........sorry. you may eat me now

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There is a short gagging noise and a Hades Autocannon emerges from the draconic woman's mouth. This audacious offender would not be eaten - they should be disintegrated by a hail of bullets!

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"I don't know. One of your goat-people told me to say it. The one with one horn. Said there'd be very huntable prey ahead..."

*Notices your FLY-Keyword*

"OwO what's this?"

(ask-heldrake-chan)

Magnus jumps as she looks at the... unique heldrake in shock. "What the hells is an owo?"

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You cannot believe the utter disrespect Space Marine 2 dared to throw at me.

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who are what is your favorite food?

"What are they called... uh... the ones you need to crack open... what do they call them again? They come in different colors, but always one color in a batch... ah yes Jump Pack Astartes. The blue ones are the tastiest!"

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//Oh yess the #1 person I wanted to annoy with this blog has returned! If they found Soraka annoying, oh boy do I have a surprise waiting for them...//

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opinion on tech priests? (both loyalist and chaos worshiping ones)

"Crunchy."

She thinks for a moment.

"The red ones stink. Real bad. Not sure if it is their weird smoke or something else. Wrapsmiths smell way better, but eating them is not worth it - why would you eat the person who polishes your armor, serves you fuel, and gets your medical check-ups done?"

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*prideful Heldrake noises*

SPACE MARINE 2 ENJOYER??? THINK YOU GOT WRITING CHOPS????? MAKE A AN RP BLOG NOW

And/or add your blog to this list of active blogs for 2024 ⤵️

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THE DRACONIC ASKBOX IS NOW OFFICIALLY OPEN

Finally I am done with all the events and real life stuff, so I can focus on this blog proper. If you have a question for this walking disaster of a woman, just send it in! However, given her personality, the answers might not always be of the polite sort...

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Given the typical nature of Heldrakes it stands to assume that the main reason Raptors and Warp Talons are so absurdly coated in armor trim, especially when compared to regular ground forces, is so allied Heldrakes view them as tiny versions of themseves. From their perspective those are not prey, but weird ugly hatchlings, and so they do not hunt down and eat their own supposed allies.

While this pattern can be relied on in the field to keep their troops safe, Warpsmiths have encountered a new problem related to that: once the fight is over, the Heldrake might herd the returning fighters into its den and fall into what one could assume is a "protective" state, stubbornly refusing to let the warriors leave. As Heldrakes are a relatively rare and valuable asset, and also hard to handle once enraged, the Heretic Astartes in question have little choice but to wait until the demon engine goes to rest or gets distracted so there is a chance to slip out of the nest.

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The average Heldrake looking at the winged form of a Demon Primarch towering even above the giant warriors they are leading, juiced up to the gills with the presence of a Dark God and their very presence warping the strings of fate and coincidence:

The only reason Chaos Gods don't have wings is because the Heldrakes would never stop hunting them down. They just occasionally make winged servants for the laughs. The Heretic Astartes Demon Prince with Wings might not know it, but his true purpose is to be a chew-toy for Heldrakes, while Demon Primarchs are just a more durable version of that.