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[ask-forgotten-golden-freddy]

He blinks, trying to do some fast maths.

"Well, we don't have an exact number of victims, but going by the known number, he's never getting out" he chuckles

".... Batman is real, apparently?"

"...We are ghosts, trapped in various pizza chain animatronics, and you thought batman was weird?"

The bear pauses to think for a second

"Come to think of it... billionaire spending money on anything other than himself?"

[ask-forgotten-golden-freddy]

"We tried! He was too slippery for the police, and we couldn't do anything. The others had programming to adhere to, and this endoskeleton I'm wearing is a recent thing." He huffed

"And apparently putting him in purgatory is unethical and 'two wrongs don't make a right', whatever that means"

".... Batman is real, apparently?"

"...We are ghosts, trapped in various pizza chain animatronics, and you thought batman was weird?"

The bear pauses to think for a second

"Come to think of it... billionaire spending money on anything other than himself?"

[ask-forgotten-golden-freddy]

*Passing Goldie a slice of cake.*

"Thank you! I can't eat it, but I shall encase this in resin and cherish this forever"

[ask-forgotten-golden-freddy]

"Hey, don't go replacing my hat! It's vintage... besides, we really do NOT need a "Ship of Theseus debate" he chuckled

"Or another one of me running around because there's just enough to go around. Imagine the mischief i could get up to..."

".... Batman is real, apparently?"

"...We are ghosts, trapped in various pizza chain animatronics, and you thought batman was weird?"

The bear pauses to think for a second

"Come to think of it... billionaire spending money on anything other than himself?"

[ask-forgotten-golden-freddy]

".... Batman is real, apparently?"

"...We are ghosts, trapped in various pizza chain animatronics, and you thought batman was weird?"

The bear pauses to think for a second

"Come to think of it... billionaire spending money on anything other than himself?"

[ask-forgotten-golden-freddy]

The bear grins a bit

"I don't typically get on with party hats. If past experience has taught me anything"

Stealthily approaches the sleeping bear and replaces his top hat with a Santa hat

An eyesocket opens and an eye blinks to life shortly after

"...I've never considered how big that hat is compared to you." He chuckles, a hand reaching up to feel the Santa hat

"Ah, Merry Christmas Poppy!"

[ask-forgotten-golden-freddy]

Stealthily approaches the sleeping bear and replaces his top hat with a Santa hat

An eyesocket opens and an eye blinks to life shortly after

"...I've never considered how big that hat is compared to you." He chuckles, a hand reaching up to feel the Santa hat

"Ah, Merry Christmas Poppy!"

[ask-forgotten-golden-freddy]

A haunted doll mistaking a creepy android to be a bigger, stronger, haunted doll, and the creepy android mistaking the haunted doll as a smaller, sassier android.

Android: [gets hit with rain water and short circuits] Haunted Doll: H̷O̷L̴Y̷ ̶W̵A̷T̸E̷R̶ ̵W̴A̵T̴C̵H̴ ̶O̶U̷T̴

Haunted Doll, dying: N̶E̵E̸D̷ ̷S̸O̵U̵L̸S̷ Android: [opens the haunted doll’s back and replaces the batteries] Haunted Doll: A̶C̶C̷E̷P̸T̶A̷B̸L̵E̴ ̷S̴U̴B̸S̵T̸I̷T̷U̴T̵E̴

Android: [transfers their data into a better body] Haunted Doll: A̸ ̵F̴L̸A̷W̵L̷E̴S̵S̷ ̷B̶O̸D̶Y̵ ̷P̶O̵S̶S̵E̷S̶S̵I̷O̷N̴

[ask-forgotten-golden-freddy]

So I got a new shirt today

[ask-forgotten-golden-freddy]

Boop! :P

*honk*

"Do you never tire of hearing my nose honk?"

[ask-forgotten-golden-freddy]

"Because there was a slim, naieve part of me that didn't want to believe such a place existed."

Springlocks🩸💋 in bio 🩸⚙️🔧

[ask-forgotten-golden-freddy]

"In my defence, I thought I blocked most of those sites on company Internet...."

Springlocks🩸💋 in bio 🩸⚙️🔧

[ask-forgotten-golden-freddy]

"By that logic, Goldi and I would have to sew you a new nose once a week!" He grins, opening his arms for a hug

*boops your nose*

*honk*

"...60 years and people still boop my nose"

[ask-forgotten-golden-freddy]

*boops your nose*

*honk*

"...60 years and people still boop my nose"

[ask-forgotten-golden-freddy]

"You ever considered making life size plushies? I imagine that would be quite the challenge'

He pauses to hold back a grin

"You'd finish one, and fall asleep on it"

A very sleepy puppet has dragged herself over to you and plopped her head on your shoulder.

"Hi. I sleep here now. Goodnight."

Without a word, the bear pulls out a blanket from a cupboard by his feet, and drapes it over the pupp

"That good, hey?"

[ask-forgotten-golden-freddy]

A very sleepy puppet has dragged herself over to you and plopped her head on your shoulder.

"Hi. I sleep here now. Goodnight."

Without a word, the bear pulls out a blanket from a cupboard by his feet, and drapes it over the pupp

"That good, hey?"

[ask-forgotten-golden-freddy]

"your not.....cassidy ...are you" evans spirit pouted

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"Well, yes. My name is Cassidy, but I'm probably... not the Cassidy you know." The large animatronic explains

"Been a little while since anyone called me by my name. Except maybe Poppy"