ask-dr-trafalgar
Professional advice for all your health-related concerns
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Do the changes in your pubescent body scare you? Do you feel like sex ed has left you entirely unprepared or do you fear that your last one-night stand might have left you more than just a pleasant memory? Don´t worry, this highly confidential and expertly trained professional will answer all of your most pressing questions. (Disclaimer: This blog is intended for comedic purposes and is by no means to be taken seriously. Contact a real doctor if you have health problems, ´kay?)
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ask-dr-trafalgar · 3 years ago
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I don't know if you'll give me the time of day, but here goes...I wish you would come back. I loved the way you took Law and made him your own. I always looked forward to your posts, you made me laugh and smile so much.
(Hey, thank you for the kind message! I´m surprised anyone still remembers this silly blog but I´m happy to hear that it brought you joy while it was active.
Unfortunately it won´t be coming back since I pretty much lost my passion for Law as a character and have other things I want to focus my creative energy on. Therefore I´ll be closing my inbox, but I´ll leave the blog up in case anyone still wants to look through it.
Thanks to everyone who followed me and sent in asks!)
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ask-dr-trafalgar · 5 years ago
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Hey everyone, it´s been a hot minute, hasn´t it? I hope everyone´s doing well despite the current crisis. 
In either case, remember to keep your distance, wash your hands and refrain from licking any doorknobs!
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ask-dr-trafalgar · 5 years ago
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Has anyone in your crew disobeyed one of your plans back then, and what punishment do you give for that? What would you feel if they were to, hypothetically, disregard your current one and decide to tell Strawhat?
I don't think I have any right to get mad or punish anyone for stupid decisions right now
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ask-dr-trafalgar · 5 years ago
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How do you keep that robe from falling off even after Hawkins dragged you to prison? Super glue?
I use a secret technique that I learned from Cora-san
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ask-dr-trafalgar · 5 years ago
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Would you adopt a dog?
I don't think keeping a dog on a submarine would be the best idea.
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ask-dr-trafalgar · 5 years ago
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Will you betray the Straw hats?
No
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ask-dr-trafalgar · 5 years ago
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Hello prisoner! My name is Jerry and I'm the person who designed the prison delivery service! Is there anything you would change? Is our product stale? We're always asking to make your caged life better!
You better start sleeping with your eyes open, Jerry, because you've made it to the top of my hitlist
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ask-dr-trafalgar · 5 years ago
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If you could change Bepo back to a cub again, would you?
Let me return the question back to you: If you could change your best friend back into a baby, would you?
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ask-dr-trafalgar · 5 years ago
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Am I high or do your tats on the fingers get... flipped vertically sometimes? Do they actually face away from you, or not?
Listen, it´s not my fault
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ask-dr-trafalgar · 5 years ago
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So this is new.
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Little addition to the shoulder tatts I found. Just thought I'd share. ❤
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(Yeah I already saw it 😂 so weird
Law: *has been covered up like a good christian boy for all of Wano so far*
Toei: We just GOTTA have a new ref sheet for his tats 😏)
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ask-dr-trafalgar · 5 years ago
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A round of applause for the comedians in my ask-box
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ask-dr-trafalgar · 5 years ago
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Important addition: if we got stuck on a deserted island with no means to escape we would start cutting off limbs one by one first
So Doc if it was the survival of the fittest and all that who would you kill off first in the in your crew?
Jean Bart, since he's the beefiest
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ask-dr-trafalgar · 5 years ago
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I will pay you whatever the amount, whatever you like,,, so long as you can just--- lop off ma tits--- because I am not a big fan of them,,
Get me out of jail and I'll lop off whatever the hell you want
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ask-dr-trafalgar · 5 years ago
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((just letting mun known that according to the light novel he was 6’2 by 16 and im laughing cus that is one fucking hell of a growth spurt! also he got his finger tats at 13, no news as of yet for the rest of them tho))
(No offense but the light novel is little more than a glorified fanfiction and I do not consider it canon 😂)
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ask-dr-trafalgar · 5 years ago
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Hypothetically, could you just like.... Remove someone's boobs? Cuz im just saying, that would be one hell of a way to have top surgery
Sure.
You can even bring your MtF pal and I'll make a transplant out of them so the tiddies don't go to waste.
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ask-dr-trafalgar · 5 years ago
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You were a shrimp when you were 10 years old, had a disease that almost killed you for a couple of years, and yet still grew to a rather tall 6'2. Without the White Lead Disease might you have been around 7-8 feet tall or so?
My parents were no giants, so I doubt I could have gotten that tall... 
Guess my body just caught up eventually, even though it took quite a while. 
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ask-dr-trafalgar · 5 years ago
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Do you consider yourself extremely lucky?Or extremely unlucky?
I think I'll really have to reimmerse myself in my biography to answer that one
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