ask-doppio

[ask-doppio]

To the anon who sent in that last ask: I'm not fucking answering that.

[ask-doppio]

DI MOLTO!

You can call me Mel if you wanna use my nickname :)

any pronouns I don't careee <3

Reblogs > likes but honestly idc that much ehehe

Uhh rules and stuff I guess? v

Kinda important note! : some answers may be based off my memories (i am an alter in a system), esp with the little knowledge of La Squadra in jjba itself and all

PLEASE FEEL MORE THAN FREE TO INT WITH ME I LOVE TALKING TO EVERYONE!!!

Also I apologise in advance if I say 'di molto' to something and it was not appreciated it's a reflex at this point I am so so sorry xc

I will try to make a silly little drawing with each post if i have energy!! I promiseee i will try my best!!!

Also just liek. A warning but there will be talk of like more 'adult' topics (basically just the stuff in jjba like swearing, yada yada you get the drill)

You can be pretty damn weird just... not too bad ig? Like don't ask to have snex with me or whatever know ur limits bucko. Most topics are more than ok though!!

Tags for reach! (I am so sorry): @ask-badlydrawnfugo @ask-doppio @bucciarati-answers @inquirepannacottafugo

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／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ {Contract?)

I wish... For Boss to get out of the deathloop!

(cue magical doppio transformation) *⁠.⁠✧

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Gasp, how scandalous! However, you need not worry - I will take this secret to the grave, for nobody to ever know. Nobody but me and you.

(⁠;ú﹏ù) thank you, i appreciate your kindness, stranger. What a shameful secret to have smh

Good thing you're taking it to the grave c: because if this secret ever got leaked... Well. You'd be going six feet under either way.

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Do you like toads, too? Or is it a froggy only kinda deal?

(⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠) you see anon. In all truth, if you're able to keep it a secret:

I'm not educated enough to actually know the difference between those two. I don't really care either, i just think they're neat!

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Holy shit, is that a pink haired teenager covered in blood?!?! (And why is his posture so shrimp like????)

-@ask-crappy-mista

Holy shit, is that a grown ass man who gets his clothes from the discount bin? (And whats with that smell????)

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Doppio.....my sweet Doppio

I broke the microwave again, no one told me I'm supposed to take the top off the microwave mac and cheese or it will explode-

(╥_╥)ꜝꜝ AGAIN???

Boss... not to question your infinite wisdom, but i think i need to remind you to get away from electronic appliances and let me cook for you. really. i can make good meals c:

and i don't want you exploding anymore... it's the 36th microwave this year already!!

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As I said, anything you're selling, I'm buying. Just, very short on cash right now

(ദ്ദി ๑>؂•̀๑) don't worry!

we have a lot of options on different price ranges, even the cheapest ass bitch can get their daily fix here!

how do you think even kids are buying with us? lunch money is still legit money, after all.

but i generally avoid school grounds, though. i hate it when school teachers mistake me for a student for being near and try to lecture me for not being in class, it's always very awkward.

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would you eat

...huh? the call disconnected, strange.

i wonder what they were talking about. if i would eat what? maybe it was just a prank call? (っ- ‸ - ς)

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OK. i'll leave it public, so please be civil and corteous when joining. Don't forget to introduce yourself when you can! ^^

This blog doesn't get as much traction anymore, but I've been thinking for a while of making a discord server so people can join and chat. Would anyone want to join? Ꮚ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ꈊ⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠Ꮚ

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This blog doesn't get as much traction anymore, but I've been thinking for a while of making a discord server so people can join and chat. Would anyone want to join? Ꮚ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ꈊ⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠Ꮚ

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Okay!!! So, what do I do for you to earn your produce, uh... Boss?? 🫡

My.... Produce? ...Do you mean "products"?

Or are you mistaking me for a vegetable seller? (⁠＠⁠_⁠＠⁠;⁠)

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have you seen that one pic of Risotto’s drip

https://imgur.com/a/cNZcuTV

Now i wish i hadn't seen it. At all.

So that's the kind of thing the leader of the squadra was wasting money on???

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Tbh, I'd buy anything you're selling. I'm broke as everloving shit, though, think we can figure something out?

Well! Passione has a price range for anyone, really. And if that doesn't work, we could always just assign you a small task as the payment. I think that's a reasonable enough agreement (=∀=)

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doppio ,

doppio listen to me .

you have to get me a serving of boops .

and perhaps a single kiss on the forehead ...

i believe in you doppio . you can do this .

ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ Sure thing, Boss! Thank you for believing in me!

I shall give you way more than one forehead kiss. And plenty of boops at that!

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Jeez, luck really is on my side with you, huh? Well, the offer still stands regardless. I'll do something for you if you do something for me. ┐(-。-;)┌

Huh. That's the first time I've seen someone escape from owning the mafia a favor and come crawling right back asking for it? Well

Very helpful though... i will keep that in mind :3c

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Oh, I was thinking like. Murder or drugs but that's fine too! Here ya go..

(Doppio is now 5 lire richer!! Huzzah!!)

Dangit! You're right. I should've checked out with the boss first, blackmail material would be good to have as a favor (⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠;⁠)

You got lucky once again. And at least i got 5 lires :3