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OK. i'll leave it public, so please be civil and corteous when joining. Don't forget to introduce yourself when you can! ^^

This blog doesn't get as much traction anymore, but I've been thinking for a while of making a discord server so people can join and chat. Would anyone want to join? Ꮚ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ꈊ⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠Ꮚ

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This blog doesn't get as much traction anymore, but I've been thinking for a while of making a discord server so people can join and chat. Would anyone want to join? Ꮚ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ꈊ⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠Ꮚ

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Okay!!! So, what do I do for you to earn your produce, uh... Boss?? 🫡

My.... Produce? ...Do you mean "products"?

Or are you mistaking me for a vegetable seller? (⁠＠⁠_⁠＠⁠;⁠)

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have you seen that one pic of Risotto’s drip

https://imgur.com/a/cNZcuTV

Now i wish i hadn't seen it. At all.

So that's the kind of thing the leader of the squadra was wasting money on???

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Tbh, I'd buy anything you're selling. I'm broke as everloving shit, though, think we can figure something out?

Well! Passione has a price range for anyone, really. And if that doesn't work, we could always just assign you a small task as the payment. I think that's a reasonable enough agreement (=∀=)

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doppio ,

doppio listen to me .

you have to get me a serving of boops .

and perhaps a single kiss on the forehead ...

i believe in you doppio . you can do this .

ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ Sure thing, Boss! Thank you for believing in me!

I shall give you way more than one forehead kiss. And plenty of boops at that!

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Jeez, luck really is on my side with you, huh? Well, the offer still stands regardless. I'll do something for you if you do something for me. ┐(-。-;)┌

Huh. That's the first time I've seen someone escape from owning the mafia a favor and come crawling right back asking for it? Well

Very helpful though... i will keep that in mind :3c

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Oh, I was thinking like. Murder or drugs but that's fine too! Here ya go..

(Doppio is now 5 lire richer!! Huzzah!!)

Dangit! You're right. I should've checked out with the boss first, blackmail material would be good to have as a favor (⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠;⁠)

You got lucky once again. And at least i got 5 lires :3

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Thank you!! And I'll pay you back! Just name your price and I got you! (^.^)

One william dollers (5 lires)

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Drugs

I don't think the store has that. But i can sell you some if you want it -⁠ᄒ⁠ᴥ⁠ᄒ⁠-

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Can I get some. Some strawberry lemonade.. pwetty pwease

Noted I'm getting those. Actually getting one for me too because i think it's tasty ෆ⁠╹⁠ ⁠.̮⁠ ⁠╹⁠ෆ

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I'm going to the store do you guys want anything?

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Your hair looks so pretty and fluffy. What do you do for it to be like this? It looks very pleasant to touch. May I?

Oh? You really think so? (⁠;^^

Hehehe… Thank you! I don’t really do anything too special, I just wash it with a nice shampoo and conditioner. But I do brush it a lot! Gotta keep it neat, you know? The Boss says appearance is very important (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

And... huh? You wanna touch it? Well, I guess you can… just a little! But be gentle, okay? I'll be watching the whole time to make sure you don't try anything dangerous!

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!!!

Boop boop!!!

⟵⁠(⁠๑⁠¯⁠◡⁠¯⁠๑⁠) the humble booper.

Boop boops right at you!!!

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Hello, Doppio.

What is your fondest memory?

Hello there! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)ﾉ

This is kind of a hard question to answer, first off because my memory isn't very good, its full of holes where... I can't quite remember what happened in the moment, yknow?

Second, having a stressful job like mine doesn't allow for many moments of peacefulness running around, let alone fondness over anyone that could stab your back without a second thought. Sorry if you expected more on this!

But i can say that the moments i really like to look back upon were nights spent in hotels, when, after calling the boss and discussing everything related to tasks i did and what needed to be done, we would switch the topic to anything else and i would fall asleep listening to his voice. It felt very sweet.

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Boop! Boop boop boop boopppp....

Oh my! (⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ more boops.

Boops boop boop back!

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Stares at you................ ruffles your hair........

grown ass man 😭

Hfsks (⁠>⁠0⁠<⁠；⁠)

Hsudjaks ??? Grown ass anon 😭