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Hey did you guys know that Snazzy new Jacket Pearl has cost her 200 MILLION G?

Sheesh, talk about pricy.

(Big Man) Ay.. ay a-ay! Ay! Ay ay? (Wwoah.. she.. t-that's a lot of geso, huh! Ahah.. Wait, how do we know this is true?)

(Shiver) Hm. Typical. You come to expect it, from her type, really.

(Frye) ..Imagine the all the sweets you could buy with money like that! Deep Cut may be well off, but we're not THAT well off.. especially considering how much we donate.

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(ooc: so sorry! the ask accidentally got deleted, but i believe i remember who the asker was. so sorry if i got it wrong! also, im going through the asks again! no more dead blog.)

[question by @plumcrane93: have you ever found any human era music whilst treasure hunting?]

(Shiver) Not just music. Alterna was full of human-era junk, same with the crater itself. We've.. got nothing to play any of the media on, though. Don't ask me how that Paul kid manages to get it up and running. Maybe Big Man could figure it out..

(Frye) My favorite find was a real live vintage TV! It's got knobs and everything! We got it modified to be able to pick up splatlandian signals. We have a better TV, sure, but it's the novelty of it all.. y'know?

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Say, in your treasure hunting, have you ever found traces of old human-era music?

(Shive

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Hey, Frye, you ever seen your grandfather carry around one of these? *shows you a khanda sword* I figure you'd be interested since you specialize in Splatanas. (OOC: In case you don't know, the khanda is a two-edged sword in Indian martial arts, venerated by the Rajput warrior tribes as a symbol of prestige.)

(Frye) Well, carrying around blades is more of a Hohojiro thing.. Onagas typically scrap alongside their eels — hand to hand! But thaaat.. gets a bit dangerous if your foe is armed. But that's besides the point! You're asking about my grandpa Yug! He does, yeah-hah! It's the most badass blade on the whole planet. Take a look!

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Also have you ever been in Inkopolis Square? (I am especialy curious about Frye)

(Frye) Inkopolis? Well.. once or twiiice, but.. don't take it the wrong way! It's for serious work business!

(Shiver) Frye? Well. I think she goes to visit Pearl sometimes. As for me, I've only been there on banditing trips, but you didn't hear that from me. As for Big Man, ..I think you know that already.

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What is your opinion about Off the hook?

(Shiver) Those weirdos that crashed our concert, right? They're.. okay, for Inkadians, I ..I guess. Though, isn't that Pearl pretty rich? I wonder..

(Frye) Pearl's cool! We chat it up sometimes. She's mad funny. I don't talk to the other chick much but she seems nice enough.. but don't take that as me goin' soft! I'm still all about my turf, not theirs.

(Big Man) Aay! Ay ay. Ayy ay ay aay! (Off the Hook! Their music is so cool! I hope we can collab someday. Just.. don't tell the others I said that!)

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Yararaaaarraraeawa

-shiver

(Frye) Hey! What's with all these imposters in our inbox? Git!

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QUICK YOUR BOSS IS COMING!

(Big Man) Ayyy, aay ay?! Ay ay! (Boss Marie?! Quick, everyone look like you're being productive!)

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WHAT

Whoa!

HEY! Who are you!

Ay ay ( another us!)

Two Deep Cuts?!

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(Shiver) Imposters! What are they doing here?! The gall, I say!

(Big Man) Ay, ay? (Or.. cosplayers?)

(Frye) Step it to us and you'll regret it! We're the REAL deal.

(Big Man) Aay.. (Spooky..)

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are you all okay after the big betrayal? seemed pretty intense...

(Shiver) I mean, it was. We weren't exactly.. pleased to find out Big Man was running around Inkopolis or whatever.. but.. we weren't actually as mad as we LOOKED.

(Frye) ..We did get into ONE tussle.

(Shiver) But we didn't hurt him! That's just how Deep Cut rolls.

(Big Man) Aay ay! Aaayy ayy ay. Ay ay! (The rest was all through the power of our wonderful make-up team! Writing the song was a blast, too. Shiver and Frye gave it their all!)

(Frye) Awh.. Biggs... wouldn't'a been possible without you, you big softie.

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shiver, tell us something embarrassing about frye!

frye, tell us something embarrassing about big man!

big man, tell us something embarrassing about shiver!

(Shiver) Ooohh! Oohh ..let me think of a good one.

(Frye) Listen, I won't judge.. but anytime Shiver picks out a horror flick on movie night, he can't sleep with the lights off.. sometimes for a whole week!

(Big Man) Ay... ay ay? ..Ay. (Oh.. well, I don't know? Gosh.. hm.)

(Frye) And Shivs' tentacles curl up when they're embarrassed! Looks like they left them in a curler overnight if they're shocked enough!

(Shiver) ..Wwell! FRYE once told me a lemon is the same color as its name, like an orange.

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//these lines are so GOOD you're so good at writing this dialogue

🌱: AAAHHH!! AAAAHHHHHH!!

....thank you <3 i appreciate hearing that sm!! <3 theyre my favorite goobers in the whole wide world so its an honor to know i do the fiends justice

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be honest, bare knuckle fist fight, who’s winning.

be real.

(Feel free to ignore)

(🌱: including this anon ask as part of this ask, as they're pretty similar!)

(Shiver) Well, of course with my shark wrangling abilities—

(Frye) Oh, please! Do you know how much muscle I've built dancing! I could take you, easy!

(Shiver) Oh, yeah? We'll see about that <3

(Big Man) ..Aaayy, ay ay. Ay. ..Ay! (..well, it isn't me! Except. One time, I managed to pin them down! Both at once!)

(Shiver) Which he'll never let us LIVE down..

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How'd the Anniversary Splatfest go between you three? I mean- ever since the Marie VS Callie Splatfest all that time ago, seeing another Idol VS Idol (VS Idol) Splatfest is. Concerning.

(Shiver) Trust me, it wasn't our idea. Of course, I got cocky.. pushed some buttons.. it, uhm. It wasn't pretty.

(Big Man) Aaayy, ay. Ay, ay ay! (Awwh, Shiver.. don't worry, we forgive you! It's in the past.)

(Frye) The real win was the friends we made along the way, or somethin' cheesey like that. .. speaking of cheese, i could go for a snack...

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Who is the gayest ?

(Frye) Now don't tell anyone I said this, but.. it's Shiver, undoubtedly Shiver. That whole tough-cool-guy thing is one-hundo percent a persona, trust me. They're the mushiest, sappiest octoling I've ever MET!

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Hey Deep Cut! It’s nice to be able to ask you three questions

Regarding the next Splatfest, why’d you choose the teams you chose? Any particular reason?Also I love the costumes :)

Team Skeleton for the win ‼️‼️

(Big Man) Ay, ayy! Aayy ay. (The scariest stories always have a ghost! Having a ghoul on your side surely can't hurt.)

(Frye) Sorry to burst your bubble, Biggs, but SKELES is where it's AT! Not only are they undead, but corporeal! They're the guys you call on to get stuff done.

(Shiver) Zombies? They're a classic. Besides, between the three of us.. Deep Cut could USE some brains if you ask me..

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Big Man, do you have any pets of your own? Do you WANT any?

(Big Man) Aaay, ay ay! (Awh, no, I don't. But have you seen sea bunnies? I've wanted one since I was just Little Man!)