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Who/what is Squirt?

"Squirt is my only successful idea. I managed to rewire a Wee Mewon to be detached from the hivemind, and he sorta became a little friend of mine. So I named her Squirt.

The only problem that came outta this was that he's full of rage and I don't know why. I'm still workin' out the kinks..."

Squirt stares into the corner angrily, muttering Wee Mewon under his breath as his metallic antenna twitches. You are confused as to why he's so angry at the corner...

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Who/what is Squirt?

"Squirt is my only successful idea. I managed to rewire a Wee Mewon to be detached from the hivemind, and he sorta became a little friend of mine. So I named her Squirt.

The only problem that came outta this was that he's full of rage and I don't know why. I'm still workin' out the kinks..."

Squirt stares into the corner angrily, muttering Wee Mewon under his breath as his metallic antenna twitches. You are confused as to why he's so angry at the corner...

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A gift

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"I'll uh,,, treasure it...."

She promptly throws the Eggler away. You are disappointed.

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Fungus you are a feral baby

"CRIMES!!"

Fungus seems to like the attention of the ask on him, and begins chanting many different words. He knows that you're right, he is a feral baby.

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What are everyone’s favorite Bugsnax(if any)?

"WEENIE! WEENIE!"

Fungus is Mimicking the sound of Weenieworm, so you assume it's that one. He seems rather excited at the thought of them, or maybe he just likes the sound they make.

"obviously Bunger. He's the only good Bugsnax.

But in seriousness, I like the healthy food Bugsnax! Like Crapples and Banoppers! But Bunger is an exception because, well, have you seen him?"

"Their voices are cute! My favourite is most likely the rainbow sweetiefly, it reminds me of my childhood. My brother would probably prefer the crystal sweetiefly though..."

"We've talked about this, Vi, Squirt doesn't count. He's different...

I don't like Bugsnax, MAYYYBE the Wee Mewons are different, but they're still freaky..."

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How’d the four of you meet? You’re all certainly an odd combination of grumpuses!

"well, I'm probably the best person to ask, I'm an information specialist after all... Let me think,,,

Well me and Zeebo met in middle school and he's been following me around since (I still don't know why....), And me and Iris met in highschool, but he'd tell you we didn't.

As for Fungus, well, he was dumped on me when my bosses were done experimenting with him and wanted him out in the field. I can't figure out if he likes me though, he runs away a lot...

This answer might differ from Grumpus to Grumpus, but I'd say I'm probably right-"

"Actually, Vi, it does differ.

Me and V met at work and that's it. I barely know the gal as far as I'm concerned. As for Zeebo, well, I don't see him much as I don't really leave work, but from what I've seen we ain't compatible.

Oh, and Fungus broke into my workshop and broke my latest project, that's how I met the freak."

"Bad! Bad!"

"*sighs* Fungus wants to answer, but it won't be coherent, forewarning"

"Mom no, no,,,, bad..."

"...that's it? Alright?"

"I can actually answer this one? Sick!

Well, me and Vi met in school like she said, I beat up some bullies for her and now I gotta keep her safe y'know?

Me and the Little Buddy met when V brought him out of work (wherever that is) and we hit it off instantly! We like to wrestle and play fight! Despite how small she is, she's got some strength!

As for,,,Iris. I don't know him well, like he said we haven't met a lot, but...

*whispering* between you and me, he freaks me out. Something's off about him, I mean, how'd he lose both legs AND an eye? Every time I ask he dodges the question..."

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What does grumpinati even do. Like, what is their purpose other than being bigshot bullies.

"It's a cult, buddy, why would we tell you what we do? It's bad enough we say we're part of it heh,,, however, I can appreciate you think I'm a 'Bigshot Bully', thanks for the flattery Darlin'"

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Boop vironna without consent

"is it because my nose looks like a clown nose? I was bullied for this y'know?

I mean,,,thanks? I feel like this was directed at Fungus, but I mean, I guess I'm someone's favourite right?"

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"This wasn't my idea, fyi..."

"ASK! ASK!"