ask-cat-bill
Ask Cat! Bill
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Sixty degrees that come in threes. Watches from within birch trees. Saw his own dimension burn. Misses home and can't return. Says he's happy. He's a liar. Blame the arson for the fire. If he wants to shirk the blame, He'll have to invoke my name. One way to absolve his crime. A different form, a different time.
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S3 hunter
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Void cat but space, with moon for eyes~
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I'm not easy to love!!
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Lookin’ like it’s time for a haircut, Sixer. (click to embiggen as usual)
The other week, @a-million-chromatic-dreams posted the following:
Okay so we’re always seeing some beauteous old mullet Stan content in post-canon art, but a concept: what if both twins ended up growing their hair out while on the Stan O'War? You’d have the mighty Twin Mullets. Two old long haired, bearded sea dogs ready to explore the globe and kick your ass. (If you’re a sea serpent, that is)
What if, indeed? I thought to myself.
Bonus:
Eventually I think Ford’s hair would get so long that the floof would lose its structural integrity, and he’d basically start to look like a sheepdog.
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Get a haircut, you hippie.
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Inktober, Day 31: Weirdmageddon 3!
Since it’s Halloween, another Monster Bill seemed appropriate!  But of course I wanted to leave Weirdmageddon, and Inktober, on a happy note, with Stan and Ford. :)
Whew!  So, that “this will be simpler and easier” project was anything but!  Glad to have finished, though.  Look for a summary post, tomorrow.
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Yet another crappy “Not What He Seems” AU:
Soos, Dipper, and Mabel spar for an additional five minutes, and Ford returns through the portal to an eerily empty basement. This is Ford’s first impression of them.
Bonus:
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It’s self care o'clock
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please please please help me find more cats smelling a smelly smell 
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Happy 23rd birthday, Dipper and Mabel! 🌲🌠
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a couple days late, but happy 23rd birthday twins!
may their next 10 years be peaceful
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