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ask-benedict-arnold · 31 seconds ago

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I do my best to please. 😌

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ask-benedict-arnold · 5 minutes ago

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Benedict pulled him into the water all the way. “Forgive me, Princess.”

“John? How much longer is it going to take? By the time you get ready it will be dark out!” Benedict called out from the bottom of the stairs.

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“Yes- I just needed to fix my wig,” John stepped out from their room, tying a ribbon around his tiny pathetic braid. “Don’t you think I look gorgeous? I picked my frilliest shirt for the salty, sea breeze to ruffle.”

#if no yaoi then no fun #<- black rook x white pawn yaoi #<- we say as we are completely unnormal about amrev #<- we are so normal shh /s

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ask-benedict-arnold · 7 minutes ago

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Not me. I keep you up all night 😈

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ask-benedict-arnold · 11 minutes ago

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Benedict rolled his eyes but helped John in. “You’re in my sex life.”

“John? How much longer is it going to take? By the time you get ready it will be dark out!” Benedict called out from the bottom of the stairs.

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“Yes- I just needed to fix my wig,” John stepped out from their room, tying a ribbon around his tiny pathetic braid. “Don’t you think I look gorgeous? I picked my frilliest shirt for the salty, sea breeze to ruffle.”

#townhull has made me like checkers and hard boiled eggs which i both hated #<- no same—-#I need to play checkers again #it’s been so long #chess people make me feel inferior #<- how they understand everything? no fucking clue

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ask-benedict-arnold · 13 minutes ago

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I DID NOT ENGAGE IN THAT WITH TALLMADGE.

Whatever helps you sleep at night 😒

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ask-benedict-arnold · 18 minutes ago

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Benedict raised an eyebrow. “Oh no, I’m turning into a fish.” He replied sarcastically, floating on his back.

“John? How much longer is it going to take? By the time you get ready it will be dark out!” Benedict called out from the bottom of the stairs.

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“Yes- I just needed to fix my wig,” John stepped out from their room, tying a ribbon around his tiny pathetic braid. “Don’t you think I look gorgeous? I picked my frilliest shirt for the salty, sea breeze to ruffle.”

#i didn’t realize people played checkers like that #<- checkers > chess #I’m so good at checkers #horrible at chess tho #don’t ask me to know what all the pieces do #I have to check a key every time I play

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ask-benedict-arnold · 22 minutes ago

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Putting you in the cellar.

Let's make out hang out

- @ask-robert

…yes, hang out. And that only.

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ask-benedict-arnold · 23 minutes ago

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(I REMEMBER THAT SCENE)

I WAS DYING, ANDRÉ. IM NOT THE ONE WALKING AROUND IN A SLUTTY ROBE.

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ask-benedict-arnold · 24 minutes ago

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Benedict snickered. “You know the longer you stay in the river, the more you’ll get used to the temperature?”

“John? How much longer is it going to take? By the time you get ready it will be dark out!” Benedict called out from the bottom of the stairs.

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“Yes- I just needed to fix my wig,” John stepped out from their room, tying a ribbon around his tiny pathetic braid. “Don’t you think I look gorgeous? I picked my frilliest shirt for the salty, sea breeze to ruffle.”

#abe is a bird and townsend is tired of being shit on #<- pfff #I ❤️ Townsend

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ask-benedict-arnold · 27 minutes ago

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I…appreciate the sentiment. 😒

Let's make out hang out

- @ask-robert

…yes, hang out. And that only.

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ask-benedict-arnold · 28 minutes ago

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aH. 😰

Write my obituary I'm in a tornado horse tornado !!

- @ask-robert

Here, here!

Today, on this day ☀️🌞 we gather 🫂 to mourn 😔 the loss 📉 of Deborah Sampson Robert Shurtleff 🧍‍♂️who served in the Continental 🇺🇸 Army 💪🦾. May he be at peace ✌️ ☮️🕊️ 🪦 looking up 🆙 👆☝️⬆️🔝 at us from the pits of hell 👺👹👿😈.

B. Arnold

#wait i need to. show the picture out of context.#<- oh???

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ask-benedict-arnold · 29 minutes ago

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Benedict snickered and lowered into the water further, sighing in relief. “Didn’t Achilles do that in his madness?”

“John? How much longer is it going to take? By the time you get ready it will be dark out!” Benedict called out from the bottom of the stairs.

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“Yes- I just needed to fix my wig,” John stepped out from their room, tying a ribbon around his tiny pathetic braid. “Don’t you think I look gorgeous? I picked my frilliest shirt for the salty, sea breeze to ruffle.”

#<- cold is better because cozy blanket #<- and ♾️ layers #i like my eggs warm —a penguin probably #<- Abe is a penguin confirmed???

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ask-benedict-arnold · 33 minutes ago

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Can we not do this? 🫩

Let's make out hang out

- @ask-robert

…yes, hang out. And that only.

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ask-benedict-arnold · 33 minutes ago

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…are you speaking in tongues? Is this French?

Write my obituary I'm in a tornado horse tornado !!

- @ask-robert

Here, here!

Today, on this day ☀️🌞 we gather 🫂 to mourn 😔 the loss 📉 of Deborah Sampson Robert Shurtleff 🧍‍♂️who served in the Continental 🇺🇸 Army 💪🦾. May he be at peace ✌️ ☮️🕊️ 🪦 looking up 🆙 👆☝️⬆️🔝 at us from the pits of hell 👺👹👿😈.

B. Arnold

#where did that come from am i missing something #<- idk I just came up w/ it #the abyss called my brain apparently

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ask-benedict-arnold · 34 minutes ago

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Benedict had to bite back a laugh and tilted his head. “Take your time, Major.”

“John? How much longer is it going to take? By the time you get ready it will be dark out!” Benedict called out from the bottom of the stairs.

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“Yes- I just needed to fix my wig,” John stepped out from their room, tying a ribbon around his tiny pathetic braid. “Don’t you think I look gorgeous? I picked my frilliest shirt for the salty, sea breeze to ruffle.”

#idk how you survive in wildfire land #<-F A N #My heat tolerance is shit despite being born and raised here #my cold tolerance is good tho #I am my own heater #we <3 tjeffs weatherbook #<- yesss #but even summers here are getting hot now #<- it’s not fun #only places to escape the heat are the north and south poles

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ask-benedict-arnold · 39 minutes ago

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What on earth is a skibidi toilet???

Write my obituary I'm in a tornado horse tornado !!

- @ask-robert

Here, here!

Today, on this day ☀️🌞 we gather 🫂 to mourn 😔 the loss 📉 of Deborah Sampson Robert Shurtleff 🧍‍♂️who served in the Continental 🇺🇸 Army 💪🦾. May he be at peace ✌️ ☮️🕊️ 🪦 looking up 🆙 👆☝️⬆️🔝 at us from the pits of hell 👺👹👿😈.

B. Arnold

#one of you graduated yale and it wasn’t the cripple #<- I WOULDVE #IT WASNT EVEN MY FAILT THAT I DIDNT #ooc:#we should do an rp w/ Tallmadge trying to teach Arnold the language of ‘kids these days’

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ask-benedict-arnold · 42 minutes ago

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Benedict stretched a little before slowly lowering himself into the water. “It’s a little cold, but it’s nice for this weather.”

“John? How much longer is it going to take? By the time you get ready it will be dark out!” Benedict called out from the bottom of the stairs.

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“Yes- I just needed to fix my wig,” John stepped out from their room, tying a ribbon around his tiny pathetic braid. “Don’t you think I look gorgeous? I picked my frilliest shirt for the salty, sea breeze to ruffle.”

#you’re batman #<- I am Batman #hc: Benedict overheats in fucking 70 degree weather #am I projecting?#yes.#yes I am.#it’s not even that hot out and he’ll be sweating buckets

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