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AND I AM THERE ALSO

Angela - Queen of Hel #3

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Lord of the Rings {Sentence Starters}

"All right then, keep your secrets. But I know you have something to do with it!"

"Save your pity and your mercy! I have no use for it!"

"I'm sorry I brought this upon you, my ____."

"You shall not pass!"

"It's just a feeling. I don't think I'll be coming back."

"And some things that should not have been forgotten, were lost."

"I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen."

"You don't see it, do you? He's a villain."

"Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!"

"I mean, they don't actually expect me to do any fighting. Do they?"

"You cannot hide. I see you!"

"You just startled me is all. What were you doing?"

"I'm sorry that you must have to carry this burden. I'm sorry for everything."

"Shut up, you! Go away! Get out of here!"

"Fly, you fools!"

"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?"

"There's no promise you can make that I can trust."

"LEAVE NOW, AND NEVER COME BACK!"

"If I take one more step, I'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been."

"None of us should wander alone. You least of all."

"Look at them. They're frightened. You can see it in their eyes."

"I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me!"

"Whatever you did, you’ve been officially labeled a ‘disturber of the peace.’"

"Let him stay there. Let him rot! Why should we care?"

"One does not simply walk into _____."

"You don't mean that. You can't leave!"

"You must trust yourself. Trust your own strengths."

"I know what I must do, it's just that- I'm afraid to do it."

"If you want him, come and claim him!"

"I need a holiday, a very long holiday. And I don’t expect that I shall return. In fact, I mean not to."

"Oh, what business is it of yours what I do with my own things?!"

"I don't feel like parting with it! It's mine, I found it!"

"Well, if I'm angry, it's your fault!"

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I AM ALIVE

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This is my home With my father, mother, brothers Oh so noble, oh so strong Now I am home Here among my trappings and belongings, I belong And if anybody doubts it, they couldn’t be more wrong

I am a sovereign prince of Asgard A son of the proud history that’s shown Etched on every wall Surely this is all I ever wanted All I ever wanted All I ever wanted..

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Fluff & Romance Starters

"Well aren't you sweet?"

"The stars look especially lovely tonight."

"I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."

"May I have this dance?"

"I can't stop thinking about you."

"Let's build a pillow fort together and eat marshmallows in it!"

"Want to play a game?"

"Let's play tag!"

"Stop being so cute!"

"Let's get to know each other over dinner."

"All I want is snuggles and kisses."

"Let's go to the park and have a picnic!"

"Let's just enjoy the day."

"Want to watch the sunset with me?"

"The sunset looks absolutely beautiful."

"I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you my dear."

"You look incredible in that."

"It's quite stunning, isn't it?"

"These flowers, I got them just for you."

"Would you like to dance with me?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight?"

"I think I'm in love."

"You're the best friend I ever had."

"Could you ever consider us as more than just friends?"

"I want this to never end..."

"Can I kiss you?"

"I want to kiss you..."

"Never have I felt this way about anyone before."

"A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."

"Just being next to you is electrifying."

"Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."

"Let's dance!"

"I want to hear you sing."

"Let me sing for you."

"I could never leave you, I love you too much!"

"I'll always be right by your side to protect you."

"You'll never feel alone with me by your side."

"I want to always protect you."

"Is it possible to love too much?"

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Shout at my muse to see how they respond:

"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"

"It’s not fair!"

"I could kill you right now!"

"Knock it off!"

"Screw you!"

"You’re a complete moron!"

"I love this song!"

"Bring that here!"

"I hate you!"

"I’m pissed off!"

"Make me!"

"I wish you’d never been born!"

"I bought ice cream!"

"Kiss my ass!"

"Shut up!"

"I can’t do it anymore!"

"Take me home!"

"Just kiss me already!

"I can't be in love with you!"

"I can't believe this!"

"Piss off!"

"I wish things were that simple!"

"I love you!"

"Jump off a bridge!"

"You’re so hot!"

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Norse mythology in a nutshell

Loki: Wow, it sure would suck if someone decided to do the thing, huh?

Everyone else: Pretty much.

Loki: I mean, it would really fuck shit up.

Everyone else: Basically.

Loki: Can you even imagine what would happen if someone actually did the thing? Like, wow. Everything on fire. People screaming and shit. Absolute carnage. Thor in tears. Freyja on a rampage. Odin crying into his eye patch. Just imagine.

Everyone else: That's essentially the situation.

Loki: Thank Asgard that no-one has taken it upon themselves to do the thing. I, for one, am gracious that thing has not been undertaken yet. May it remain this way for literally hours to come.

Everyone else: You've done the thing, haven't you?

Loki: I am agog. I am aghast. How could you insinuate that I, Loki, the Trickster god, would have done the thing? This is an outrage. I won't stand for it. I demand a lawyer and also a horse.

Everyone else: There's a note here that says 'I totally did the thing, you bunch of jerkwads, ha-ha-ha I tricked you so good, signed Loki xxx'

Loki: ... in hindsight, I may, in fact, have done the thing. But it was just a little joke. A little chuckle amongst friends. Tomfoolery. Japes. A tiny trick.

Everyone else: The world is literally ending because you did the thing.

Loki: Oh my Æsir, fine, I'll fix it. Fuck, why do I have to fix everything around here? Trickster god? Might as well call myself the Fixter god. Also my son is a wolf.

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PLEASE DON'T

Every time you make a thunderstorm joke in the Thorki tag, Loki kills a Balder.

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Oh.. okay.

All I want is the phrase, “Poor Balder”  to be said at least once in the Thor/Loki comics.

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In honor of Sexual Sunday ask my muse Sex based questions.

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Thor #9

If I didn’t know better, I’d swear Loki was trying to trick Balder into marrying him.

…wouldn’t be the first time he pulled that trick.

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Thor #9

Loki’s wordplay and the fact that, he himself is a Frost Giant, goes flying over poor Balder’s head.

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Very rude.

Thor #10

Loki just casually forgets all the occasions that he’s attempted to kill Balder, sometimes successfully, usually with the intent to purposely bring about the Ragnarok..

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Trials of Loki #2

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Trials of Loki #2

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reblog and see what your followers say

I want to _____ you.

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DADDY KINK/GENTLE DOM SENTENCE STARTERS

1. "Come here boy and sit in my lap"

2. "Give Daddy a kiss."

3. "I think it's time for some play, don't you?"

4. "Go and pick a toy for us to play with."

5. "Don't you want to make me proud?"

6. "Come on, time for bed."

7. "Put Daddy's cock in your mouth, theres a good boy."

8. "Daddy's had enough now, stop that."

9. "Let me tie you up baby."

10. "You look so pretty with your head in my lap"

11. "I've bought you lots of new presents, want to see?"

12. "Try that on, and I'll wait here."

13. "Fix Daddy a drink? It's been a long day."

14. "Come here, I want to cuddle"

15. "Let Daddy put his fingers inside of you."

16. "Did you see any toys you liked on the website baby?"

17. "Lets go lie down and pretend to have a nap."

18. "Come here baby and sit on my face"

19. "You have to do something for me, before I do something for you."

20. "Think you can still concentrate with my fingers inside of you?"

21. "Did you know you have the cutest butt I've ever seen?"

22. "Bend over for me baby."

23. "Stop bouncing up and down, you're distracting me from my work."

24. "So what do you want to do today baby?"

25. "Daddy has the whole day off work. Lets stay in bed."

26. "I think it's bathtime, don't you?"

27. "Now where did you learn to dance like that?"

28. "I have some chocolate, you want to earn some?"

29. "Stay the night? I'll take good care of you."

30. "Daddys bored. Put that book down and come entertain me."