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Awkward First Meetings AUs

“My cat steals underwear and I come home to find you chasing my cat to get your underwear back.”

“I was imitating a fight scene off this anime I watched and accidentally hit you in the face.”

“This horrible umbrella won’t extend! Oh shit I just hit you in the stomach/crotch! I’m so sorry.”

 “I needed a drink of water after my shower but I forgot that I opened the blinds to my balcony and you just saw me walk into my kitchen naked.”

“I just tripped and fell face first into your crotch, god end my life now please.”

“I drunkenly tried to fight you and knocked myself out but you were kind enough to take care of me till I woke up.”

“You have just witnessed me cry over the ending to my favorite game before class began please don’t ever tell anyone about this.”

“I thought you were my friend so I slapped your ass in greeting.”

“I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong number and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit you’re really attractive.”

“You’re headphones aren’t plugged in all the way so I know you’re listening to educational children’s cartoon theme songs.”

“You just caught me reading hardcore smut fan fiction during class and you’re wondering how I can read this with a blank face.”

“You accidently broke my arm when you fell from a tree and landed on top of me.”

“I got my ass handed to me in SSB4 by this little kid and you were there to witness it.”

“I’ve never talked to you before but the teacher just used us as an example for a scenario where we are married.”

“Hello we are full grown adults fighting over this last balloon that’s shaped like a cats head.”

“I’m running late to school and you just hit me with your motorcycle cause you’re also late and no I don’t want to go to the hospital instead because I cannot miss this test just please give me a ride instead?”

“Please don’t tell anyone that I carry a stuffed animal around with me and even talk to it.”

“Hello I’m your boss and you’re the new employee who just saw me shove an entire cupcake into my mouth.”

“I’m watching The Lion King on my phone and I’m trying to hide the fact I’m sobbing uncontrollably but you notice anyway.”

“I was trying to ask for directions and you accidentally pepper sprayed me cause you thought I was your stalker.”

“Hey you called this number at like 3AM and we talked about some pretty heavy shit do you remember any of that?”

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combat boots literally look good with anything

wearing a skirt? combat boots wearing jeans? combat boots wearing shorts? combat boots wearing sweatpants? combat boots wearing nothing? combat boots

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nonsexual acts of intimacy - select from the following for my muse to respond to:

��� : Finding your muse wearing their clothes ♕: Holding hands ♖: Having their hair washed by your muse ♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse’s lap. ♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort ♙: Sharing a bed ♚: Head scratches ♛: Sharing a dessert ♜: Shoulder rubs ♝: Reading a book together ♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which) ♟: Patching up a wound ♤: Taking a bath together ♧: Your muse playing with their hair ♡: Accidentally falling asleep together ♢: Forehead or cheek kisses ♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc. ♣: Back scratches ♥: Your muse crying about something ♦: Slow dancing

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to be alone is something i have always cherished, but to feel alone is something i have always feared.

Anonymous (via wnq-writers)

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Send my muse kisses you want to give them!

sidestuiff:

✚ for a kiss on a wound.

♕ for a kiss of swearing fealty.

✿ for a sweet kiss on the cheek.

♠ for a kiss that leaves a mark on the skin.

♆ for a kiss where there is a pulse.

ϡ for a kiss that lets you know I love you.

ღ for a kiss filled with passion and need.

† for a kiss to say good bye forever.

✄ for hateful kiss – gonna make you feel the scorn okay?!

☂ for a kiss in the rain.

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send me “have you evers” and I can only reply with “yes” or “no”

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Let's play the 'Word Association Game'! Send my muse a word, any word, and they'll respond with the first word that comes into their head.

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Or non anons, whatever lifts your skirt

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

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❊ I want to roleplay with you ✸ I want to plot with you ✥ I have roleplayed with you and it was great ✷ I wish our characters was friends ✢ I like your characters ✱ I don’t like your characters ✣ I like the way you express your muse(s) ✫ I don’t like the way you express your muse(s) ☬ I feel like your characters are underdeveloped ❂ I don’t agree on all your headcanons ✡ I agree on all your headcanons ❋ Your blog is one of my favs ✦ I like seeing you on my dash ✵ I don’t follow you for roleplay ✧ I wish you would notice me ✩ You intimidate me ✪ You seem like a cool person ✺ You’re hard to approach ✻ I wish you weren’t so shy ❄ I look up to you ❆ I love your art ❇ I love the way you write  # I’m too shy to approach to you ��� We should talk! ♥ *Your choice what to write*

(via taintednurse)

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Y’all little writers go on and have fun now

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Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron

They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

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Self-consciousness makes us see ourselves double, and we make the double image for two selves - mental and material, controlling and controlled, reflective and spontaneous. Thus instead of suffering we suffer about suffering, and suffer about suffering about suffering.

 Alan W. Watts (via purplebuddhaproject)

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↖ This person is a multi-shipper and doesn’t support shipping wars.

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Reblog if your muse has ever fallen in love

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Ｃｈａｒｍｅｄ Ｓｅｎｔｅｎｃｅ Ｓｔａｒｔｅｒｓ

I'll play the bitch, you play the witch, ok?

Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.

Why didn't you save her/him?

I'm not angry. I am pissed off!

Let's not get technical now.

Yeah, next time get your own damn lipstick.

You're pregnant?

Excuse me! Do you mind?

Cut the cryptic crap.

Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?

Have you been exercising your powers daily?

Did you perform a ritual to promote growth?

Did you cast a spell to ward off demonic parasites?

I've come to the conclusion that if you've got it, then you must flaunt it.

You know, kinda like Peter Pan and Tinkerbell without the wings and the tutu.

Notice anything different about me?

What are we trying to summon a leprechaun here?

Be careful of the feet you step on, they may be connected to the boot that kicks your ass.

So why is Sir Lust-A-Lot after you?

Don't act blonde.

Oh, no, don't tell me we got infected with the sin thingy.

It's your love that keeps me sane and whole and balanced.

How about I buy you a drink?

That tastes like ass... phalt.

It'll be just like the summer by the lake.

It's all about power

From the womb!? He/she had powers from the womb?

Magic may work in mysterious ways, but it always works

You would kill your own family?

Do it and you'll pull back a bloody stub

'____' this is completely illegal

Vanquish demon first, kill husband later

You don't know me

Kiss this bitch

I can't. The witch'll kill me.

Why am I standing in the ocean?

Stop yelling at death!

Power. Power's good. I like power. Why do I like power?

I dreamt an animated musical last night. Is that normal?

Good people do not turn other people into water coolers

Apparently the baby here prefers Mommy to be indestructible

Oh, no! Am I dead again?

The wrong thing done for the right reason is still the wrong thing

Don't worry, love will conquer all!

What makes you think I want your help?

Well, I hate to break it to you. But you don’t really have a choice in that matter.

I don’t need to do anything. You’re gonna stop yourself.

Hey, cujo, who you growling at?

Me peeved, you annoying

I told you to stop.

Stay away from me...

I loved, I lost...and now I'm moving on..

There's nothing good in you anymore..

Yo ho hello.

This whole family needs a shrink.

How can you be so evil?

Demons you can handle, but not rats?

I saw the back of my eyelids, what did you think I saw?

Are your boobs always this sore?

Options? We have two. We're screwed or we're more screwed.

Don’t say that. In horror movies, the person who says that is always the next to die.

{feel free to add to the list}