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For anyone who makes Gravity Falls fanart, having this is absolutely AMAZING!

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made this gem on Sunday. had to wait all week to post it

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Have a bunch of Stanleys (w/ a lil' Stanford cameo) 💃

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I really like how Bill's summoning and his deal with Ford draws them both pretty arrogant

Ford sees "do N O T summon" on that triangular face. But he goes "oh, as if anything bad will happen to me". But he goes "I can fix whatever happens". But he goes "whatever this is about, nothing is more important than my future and my research". He's above this warning.

And Bill with that circle? There is a six fingered hand on it. And he meets a six fingered man. What does he do? Does he try to never see him again? Does he try to get close and not piss him off? Does he try to get rid of him the moment he sees him? No, he gets close, betrays him and endangers humanity that man really wants to impress. Because what can a simple human do to him? Because he's above this circle with little drawings.

Also, do you think the circle made Ford's "I was destined for something great" even worse? Like, his hand is on some ancient mural, that's probably more food for his ego

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chappell roan doesn't need to "get a pr manager" you bitches need to grow a spine and gain some critical thinking skills

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holds them gently

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the queen of the disco or whatever

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idk has someone done this yet

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Stanley pines doots

I NEEEEED HIM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE

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MULLET STAN MY BELOVED 🧎🏻‍♀️ ALSO W.I.P

ive been going absolutely crazy over mullet stan recently it's a problem hfjdjrjdn

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Not the prettiest schematic but decided to put together the timeline for the pre-series events, for fanfic writers and other folks like me who were curious at what exactly was going on, since a lot of it is explained vaguely, even in journal 3 itself.

Couple of comments:

Time is not to scale

Red = events with unconfirmed dates within the last two (black) concrete dates given. Structured so that earlier events are listed earlier with a '-', going off the position within the journals (before/after other events)

The events that occur in 1983 all occur when it's clearly winter, so early in the year

F refers to Fiddleford, because it's easy and shorter.

Sources: Journal 3, Book of Bill and the GF fandom wiki timeline.

A date given for Ford's investigation into ghosts and the Northwests, something seemingly unimportant, I would theorize is likely due that is due to that directly after ghost investigation Ford is frustrated about his work, and Bill offers the portal schematics.

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Gravity Text Post (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

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The resurgence of gravity falls and the re-evaluation of Ford and Stan’s relationship makes me feel entitled to give my two thoughts (as number 1 Ford since I originally watched the show).

Hating Ford doesn’t mean devaluing the experience that he went through as a kid and through adulthood, it just means he was an asshole the whole time. Ford was always self-centered, his world view was his alone…but Stan wasn’t the same. Stan couldn’t think about the world that way because he just loved his brother so much he couldn’t imagine not being a package deal. Stan knew that he couldn’t do everything alone, and he never wanted to. He wanted to go through the world with his other-half, solving mysteries, sailing the sea, because the world could hate them all they want but it won’t matter because they’ll always have each other….right?

Ford needed acceptance and Stan wasn’t enough. He needed to world to acknowledge his greatness, he needed his dad to acknowledge his greatness, he needed to be loved and respected and understood….and he wasn’t gonna get that with Stan.

Nothing great comes from Stan. Fords greatness has nothing to do with Stan. Ford could make it on his own, carve a path for himself, and reach new unheard of heights…

And he always has a fall-back plan in case it doesn’t work.

Stan didn’t have a fall back plan. Since Ford had a different plan, Stan would have to improvise one as well. Carve his own gankier path, one that doesn’t end in greatness or glory or acceptance…one that ends with food on the table. And he did just that. He lived, because that was always the bar for him. He made due. He was surviving but he still always loved his brother. Wishing him well, hoping he succeeds even if it’s without him….

Then he gets a post card. Then he gets instructions. Ford had thought their relationship was inherent, not something he had to properly foster and maintain but rather something to fall back on. Besides, what’s Stan doing anyway? Probably nothing important, he’s never done anything half as important as what I’m doing. For once in your life, Stanley do something useful!

No.

I will not be your fall-back. I will not sit on your stoop like a dog waiting for orders. No i don’t care that you made a world ending mistake because the last time I made a mistake you never let it go.

What the hell, let the world burn. Maybe it’ll finally teach you that no matter how smart you are, no matter how better than me you are, no matter your gizmos and gadgets…

Me and you are gonna die all the same.

I never stopped loving you, wishing you well. I wonder if all of this was worth it, because I’m not gonna clean up your mess.

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“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

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bro spent 30 years trying to get his brother back only to forget what it actually means to have a brother

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theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

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Grammar, Stanford.

POV you're just a little tiny hater 💋