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Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

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was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

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boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair

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do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

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Put your fucking knight on a leash it keeps trying to duel mine

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idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

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I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

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haaate when i actually find advertisements funny. makes me feel dirty . makes me feel impure

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"never kill yourself" ❌ passive, inhibitory, restrictive

"let's all kill ourselves" ✅ active, communal, actionable

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