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the fact that missy canonically has clara’s number like,,,,,ur really telling me she doesn’t ring her up every other day with the stupidest fake scam & prank calls like

missy: hello this is the county morgue, you stab ‘em we slab ‘em! how may i help?

clara: YOU called ME 

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You can keep your memories. Now get out before I change my mind! Don’t speak, don’t start, just run! Now. Go!

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I’m the President of the World. I’m here to rescue people and generally establish happiness all over the place. The Doctor. Doctor Funkenstein.

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The first time they tell you that the world’s turning and you just can’t quite believe it, because everything looks like it’s standing still. I can feel it, the turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at 1,000 miles an hour. And the entire planet is hurtling round the sun at 67,000 miles an hour. I can feel it, we’re falling through space, you and me.

Doctor Who - 1x01 Rose

Original air date: 26th March 2005

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doctor who + text posts (5/?)

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Sorry for who-posting in the year 2019 but the Doctor is actually so named because he wrote and successfully defended a dissertation at an accredited university whereas the Master completed a 2-year graduate program in his chosen field, which points to the existence of a third less-advanced and less-specialized counterpart, the Bachelor

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…because you are love.

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“Oh, mate. I don’t think it’s him you’re punishing.”

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😆

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12th doctor at 6ft: I’m gonna put this sonic converter on the top shelf :)

13th doctor at 5ft 4, standing on a chair trying to reach it: go fuck myself

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“I’d tell my younger self: Worrying that you are crap is a waste of time. Worrying that you can’t do it is a waste of time. Worrying that you failed is a waste of time. No one cares. Just get on with it. I’d tell him to celebrate being different. In the end, my Glasgow accent didn’t matter. The fact I was different would provide me with the employment I’ve had.”

— Happy 60th Birthday, Peter Capaldi! (April 14, 1958) ❤