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pfff you have two choices apparently Derin, sci-fi near-unrecognizable creation or

cup

They should invent a tea that stays at perfect drinking temperature

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I read 'melon' (well, misread), then 'meloop', and 'meloopt', your powers cannot hold me.

the first three words you see will describe your 2024 🥰

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spin this wheel for a prefix, and then spin this wheel for a suffix

as a bonus you can spin this wheel to find ur role in the clan (note: spin twice if you get apprentice)

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stolen from bluesky.

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How to: Impeach a Fascist President in America

Step 1: go to https://www.house.gov/

Step 2: scroll down a little, enter your zip code here

Step 3: enter your information

Step 4: copy the text below

Dear Rep. [NAME],

In light of the freezing of federal funds, attempt to end birthright citizenship, dismissal of inspectors general, the challenging of birthright citizenship, and more, there is no longer any excuse for delaying impeachment proceedings against President Trump. Trump is a convicted felon. He is not only clearly guilty of multiple acts to obstruct justice; he has repeatedly and arrogantly defied the right and duty of Congress. He is seeking to usurp power and institute a fascist-like and oligarchic regime.

Aside from what is exposed in the Mueller Report, Trump is a pathological liar and entangled in extreme corruption and depravity that are affronts to all decent Americans. He is a disgrace to our country—outrageously racist, xenophobic, and misogynist, and totally unfit to hold office.

Trump and the right-wing extremist forces behind him will only take failure to act against him as a sign of weakness and encourage their continued attacks on our living standards and democratic rights.

The American people urgently demand leadership to confront growing crises on many fronts. If Congress fails to act to impeach Trump, lives will be ruined and lost in beyond devastating numbers, they already have. 

Enough is enough! Please urge to begin impeachment proceedings now.

Sincerely,

Your constituent

Step 5: paste the text into the box, make edits where you see fit

Submit.

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We have always existed, and we always will.

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I think it would be so funny if there was a show about King Arthur and the knight of the Round Table where a different knight(s) joins the Round Table every episode and it gets to the point where the cast is like 500 people and absolutely no one is acknowledging that there are like 400 people in this court. Like a gratuitous amount of knights. The plot randomly pivots to knight or knights of the week and then back but it’s not an anthology exactly. Some of them die the same day they join, some randomly disappear from the story and others are technically there for the rest of the series but doing fuckall. Occasionally Arthur will be like “Where has Sir Whatever gone?” and everyone will shrug. Very important quest surrounding the major knights you’re expecting and a minor knight no one has seen for 5 seasons randomly joins in. You need a knightly spreadsheet to join in.

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Great.

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Follow up:

Facts are facts. @ladycloud @esmesqualor-not-esmecullen

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Danny: WHERE AM I!?

Tim: My room.

Danny: HOW DID I GET HERE!?

Tim: I will admit that I may have kidnapped you, but it was for a really good reason

Danny: YOU WHAT?! YOU'RE LIKE SEVEN!

Tim: I'm actually nine, but I am small for my age, so I'll let that slide. I took you because I want to make a deal. You need a place to hide until you're eighteen, and I need someone who can protect Robin until he's eighteen. We can help each other out. I provide lodging, meals, and education should you like it, by day and you become my hero's bodyguard by night

Danny: WHAT?!

Tim: Do you always yell when talking or that your normal voice?

Danny: I...look kid I just need time to process. I mean the last thing I remember I was eating a free burrito that somone....handed to me....*gasp* You tampered my free food!?

Tim: Yes. It was quite easy, actually. I normally wouldn't have done it, but I need someone to protect Robin. Last night, he got hurt in the field, and Batman yelled at him. I'm worried they'll break apart soon if it happens again. I will not survive the Dynamic Duo falling out.

Danny: I wont survive being thier protector either! Do you know what will happen to me once word gets around that Danny Fenton resurfaced to fight crime?

Tim: I suspect the parents you're running from will find you but not to fear. You'll be in disguise by night and by day. I can make you my Dad's illegitimate son with fake papertrail. Daniel Drake will have no connection to Danny Fenton or Poltergeist, the friendly ghost protector.

Danny: Oh, and your folks will be okay with that, I'm so sure. Every couple wants to find out the husband has an illegitimate son.

Tim: Yes, they are totally fine with it! I asked for permission from them last night. Mom is excited to dramatically welcome you into the house after she publicly confronts Dad about it. He wants to say he had you with a maid who he proposed to only to find out she had been stealing from the company and used him for his body and money. He said he always wanted to have a romantic scandal.

Danny: ......

Danny: You're an odd family

Tim: Thank you! So will you do it?

Danny: What the hell, why not. I'm tired of the streets anyway. People handed out drugged burritos there. It ain't safe.

Tim: *Squeal* Thank you, big brother! You're the bestest brother in the whole world.

Danny: Don't do that. It's creepy.

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youre not yaoiful at all

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So on the 27th DeepSeek R1 dropped (a chinese version of ChatGPT that is open source, free and beats GPT's 200 dollar subscription, using less resources and less money) and the tech market just had a loss of $1,2 Trillion.

Source

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All I ask is that if humans make it very far into space, to the point where we work with alien civilizations that have never ever been anywhere near Earth, we all have to agree: don't tell them about the moon.

Hear me out. I'm not trying to be weird about this. Just... just okay listen. The moon of the Earth is huge, like gigantormoon size. Bigger than most moons. Okay? And I think- no, hush down. I think the expressions on their faces will be hilarious.

Like, for real- stop laughing at me, I'm serious. For real, imagine they show up on the day of a lunar eclipse. They're like "oh this'll be neat- WHAT THE FUUUUUCK! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO YOUR SUUUUNNNNN!"

Greatest. Prank. Ever.

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You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

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the ppl who need to see this aren’t going to but this is still a good breakdown on why elon musk’s seig heil was in fact a seig heil and those pics ppl are passing around of kamala, elizabeth warren, tim waltz, and obama are not.

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