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I am making a rant about them and i want opinions.

If you could tell me why i would love to know

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Me encanta hacerme sufrir

Just because I like angst. English is not my first language, I'm not that good at it, but i'll try my best.

Are you still there?

The death of humans is cruel at times, because they slowly begin to lose the abilities that characterize them.

They slowly die in the dark.

...

Xeno was a hairy alien, his body was heavy and thick enough not to freeze to death on this planet where he and the human Javi were stranded.

They both walked in their suits, until the human couldn't walk anymore, he fell in the snow, with a heavy breath. Xeno tried some many things to help him, but in the end, he could only make it to a cave to hide from the wind.

The peripheral vessels of his body were contracting from the cold, Xeno tried to cling to him and warm him, but his body was not enough to save the human.

They had spent hours in that position, Javi had gone from a shaky state to being drugged with his own hormones and endorphins, his blood and heartbeat slowing as his body desperately tried to keep his vital organs working.

Soon his temperature would drop to over eighty degrees, his breathing short, but he still hugged his furry companion to find some warmth.

Maybe because he couldn't move his arms anymore.

"Xeno..." The human barely spoke to him now, the hairy alien couldn't bear to see him like this, he tried a thousand ways to contact the ship, but every attempt was unsuccessful, he didn't know what to do, he could only hug the human like he taught him and try to keep him alive until his companions find them. "Human Javi, you are one of those immortal humans! Don't die like this! Please, I don't want to be alone... I won't let you go!"

Xeno tried to get attached, but after a few minutes, the human only had his eyes open and was looking in a random direction. "Xeno... I can't... see you, are you still there?"

The human's eyes failed and he just stood in the dark.

"I'm here!" Xeno tried to talk to him, but the human's body had frozen. "I'm here..."

The little alien could only add a simple sentence to the rumors of the humans.

Humans really are space orcs, they have the most horrible way to die.

... They die in the dark.

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"You can have X and still feel empathy!" True, but the people who DON'T experience empathy don't deserve to get thrown under the bus either

"Having X doesn't mean you can't be smart!" True, but the people you WOULDN'T consider smart don't deserve to get thrown under the bus either

"Having X doesn't mean you're violent!" True, but the people who have been violent don't deserve to get thrown under the bus either

"You can have X and still take care of yourself!" True, but the people who genuinely can't don't deserve to get thrown under the bus either

"You can have X and still act normal!" True, but can you guess what I have to add about the people who CAN'T act normal?

Because if your activism is all about trying to separate your personal self from ableist dehumanization instead of actually challenging said dehumanization, your activism really sucks!

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Hello tumblr I heard you like changeling stories

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Reblog to give a person with conflicting sexual and romantic labels their favourite meal.

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Could you reblog this if you enjoy seeing your writer friends ramble about their wips on your dash?

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I have 3 questions:

1. Who is manufacturing tents?

2. What are they on?

3. Can I have some?

Cause every tent is like:

"This fits 8.... small for their age 12 year olds with no luggage. Lets call them full grown men."

"This bag fits this tent. If you know our 7 secert rituals passed down by the ancients. Don't forget to say the hocus pucus words."

It was once explained to me that they can't just make the tents water proof because that would be heavy.

How in the actual fuck is having a separate fly lighter?!

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Holy shit i saw this on pintrest years ago never thought I’d find it

It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.

I want to see a sci fi universe where we’re actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.

How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn’t be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare “animal” races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth?

Like that old story “they’re made of meat,” only we’re scarier.

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Meds: restocked

Skulls of my ememies. On my manatal

Cakes: baked

Today is going great

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Alas as i find a recipe i can actually make with what is in my house the cookbook tom foulery comes to an end.

I did find the rest of the eat more bar recipe tho

More old recipe shenanigans: this one just doesn't have instructions. They’re not on the next page. Its just a list

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BEHOLD THE CHOCOLATE BAR THAT HAS NO CHOCOLATE

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More old recipe shenanigans: this one just doesn't have instructions. They’re not on the next page. Its just a list

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So i looked it up... baking amonia is a thing. Still wtf

I waa going to make some comment on what the hell "the usual manner is"

Then i realized this recipe CALLS FOR AMONIA

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I waa going to make some comment on what the hell "the usual manner is"

Then i realized this recipe CALLS FOR AMONIA

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My boyfriend just got me these.

I think he thinks I'm gay

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My mom just asked if i wanted to get up to watch the kings coronation.

No absolutely the fuck not. I will not be getting up at 3:30 the fuck am to watch prince chucky cheese get the glorified tin can if colonialism put on his head, and some baby oil sprinkled on his face

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