ashandalder
Woman at warp
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Auld wan. She/Her. Mature content. Craft, art, photography, gardening, music and fandom: Star Trek, X-Files, Twin Peaks, Stranger Things, Band of Brothers, Stargate Atlantis, Miami Vice of late... Find me over at A03 as Damson and on dreamwidth as Ashandalder.
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ashandalder · 9 hours ago
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ashandalder · 18 hours ago
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I like that we’ve kind of cycled back to the early 90s TV’s fearful attitudes about technologies
Like yeah, X-Files, I wouldn’t get into an elevator run by AI either, good call in 1993, you nailed it
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ashandalder · 20 hours ago
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I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth
I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.
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ashandalder · 20 hours ago
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an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life
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ashandalder · 1 day ago
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Twin Peaks 2.07 "Lonely Souls" (1990) dir. David Lynch
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ashandalder · 9 days ago
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I luckily haven't had to deal with much chronic pain or hand pain yet, especially with regards to baking (crochet is another story). That said, these look like some pretty solid tips! There's also some in the comments section.
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ashandalder · 12 days ago
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ashandalder · 14 days ago
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Title: Melancholy (The Woman with the Spider's Web) Artist: Caspar David Friedrich (German, 1774-1840) Date: 1803-04 Genre: allegory; genre art Movement: Romanticism Medium: woodcut print Dimensions: 17.1 cm (6.7 in) high x 12 cm (4.7 in) wide Location: Herzog August Bibliothek, Wolfenbüttel, Germany
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ashandalder · 14 days ago
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ashandalder · 15 days ago
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It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc
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ashandalder · 17 days ago
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Giulio Artistide Sartorio - On the Beach (1926)
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ashandalder · 17 days ago
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it’s amazing the entire dashboard is just old things. shakespeare. arthuriana. gargantua. the epic of gilgamesh. the brothers karamazov. beowulf. wuthering heights. medieval mystics. dracula novel discourse. lawrence of arabia 1962. al pacino. die girlies auf tumblr are thriving and having a ball going about as if media stopped happening post 2010
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ashandalder · 17 days ago
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art by Eleanor Fortescue-Brickdale (1910s)
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ashandalder · 18 days ago
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Marcello Dudovich - Il cagnolino bianco (ca. 1952)
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ashandalder · 18 days ago
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ashandalder · 18 days ago
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pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.
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ashandalder · 19 days ago
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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed
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