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New Corroded Coffin albums drops soon 馃 I鈥檓 absolutely never gonna get over this 馃槶
#eddie munson#chrissy stranger things#chrissy cunningham#stranger things#eddie stranger things#joseph quinn#joe quinn#grace van dien#fan expo new orleans#stranger things 4
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After watching him play Benoit Blanc I think we all know that folks need to give Daniel Craig more roles he can have fun with, and by that I mean I need him to be the only human in a Muppets movie
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2023 predictions
-Joe Biden hospitalized for swallowing a spoon whole
-Pete Davidson and Glenn Close
-Danny Devito given the key to the city (literally every city)
-Nancy Pelosi the sole reason for a deadly e.Coli outbreak
-Nick Cannon has another kid (free space)
-Robert Pattinson accidentally invents a new kind of bread on the set of the Batman sequel
-The Voice lip-synching scandal
-Mia Goth becomes an actual goth
-Henry Kissinger finally kicks it and Twitter has a celebratory field day
-A Kardashian or Jenner wears the literal Declaration of Independence
-Florida evaporates into thin air baffling scientists
-World leaders must now arm wrestle each other to solve any kind of global conflict instead of sending troops to war
-Egg shortage because everyone has decided to carry around a bag of hard boiled eggs as an accessory like Emmett Cullen in twilight
-Rowan Atkinson founds Mr.Bean鈥檚 Baked Beans
-Atlantis discovered and it鈥檚 kind of lame and disappointing
-Tiktok trend responsible for extinction of an endangered species
-Elon Musk revives club penguin and is then run over by self-driving Tesla during press conference
-Joseph Quinn cast in Marvel movie
-Willem Dafoe headlines Coachella
-Huge kpop band breaks up
-The Pope disbands the Catholic Church
-Unsuccessful Nepo baby Met Gala theme
-Tommy Wiseau nominated for a daytime Emmy
-D.B. Cooper exposed and becomes global superstar
-A Couture fashion house releases a Hungry Hungry Hippos themed collection
-Gritty marries Mr. Met
-Will Byers finally gets rid of the bowl cut in leaked set photos of Stranger Things season 5
#unhinged 2023 predictions#2023 predictions#stranger things#met gala#pete davidson#biden administration#this is a joke
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How do I trick a very attractive famous actor into thinking I鈥檓 a hot girl and not secretly the human equivalent of three raccoons in a trench coat when I meet him next month?
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Now that Twitter is dying I am returning to my roots and posting all my unhinged thoughts here instead
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joseph quinn the moment he decided that eddie munson should wear a lot of rings:
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Hozier be like: life is about DIRT, life is about RELIGIOUS OVERTONES, life is about BOG BODIES, and above all, life is about getting RAILED so hard your soul exits your body
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