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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

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flavor of the day

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“Ah, what a beautiful summer evening! If only there were an avian visitor of sorts, then it would be simply perfect!”

The lovely hummingbird:

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I don't think the fact that The Administrator is older than the invention of stairs in TF2 is talked about enough

Curse you Shakespearicles

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WE'RE SO BACK

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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

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people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

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i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

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I’ laughing so much at the fact that Kakyoin took the time to write furigana for every kanji on this threatening note INCLUDING JOTARO’S OWN NAME, LIKE, IN CASE HE COULDN’T READ IT??

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inspired by me not being able to pass a very simple captcha and being bullied for it

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unfinished piece from awhile ago

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those first 22 issues i read last night were enough to make me want to draw him ngl

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i want to give him a good life

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