asexual-cryptid

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nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

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laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

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ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

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Till death do us part? Yea no you’re not getting out of this that easily

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t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

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It’s giving goncharov

Bob Peak for Cosmopolitan, 1958-1964

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So there you have it. The train has arrived and it’s only a matter of time. The prisoners have disappeared, through twenty inches of solid steel and fifty heavily armed guards. They were right. I’ve chartered a small ship, and as soon as I’ve finished this bottle I’m setting off for the Hoddmimis mining colony far from the Yggdrasil system. I’m not stopping there. Just refuel and keep going.

If anyone hears this report in time, I suggest you do the same.​

Available at my INPRNT shop!

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honestly boss im just trying to make it from melanie king monday to fuck your train friday unscathed

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🎵🎵WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A DRUNK SPACE PIRATE🎵🎵

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Stop it this is so funny

hear me out

warrior cats but theyre all octokittens, the clan camp is probably just some abandoned spot in the aurora

oilclan.

theyre named after whatever the mechs call them + the suffix

wankerstar.

cuntclaw.

bastardkit.

etc

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I say “I will, I will do that” all the time

tfw you’re breaking out a science experiment with a broken snooze button and you keep sassing one another between the senseless violence

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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ao3 mcu a:aou abo bdsm ot3 hs au pwp

the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i’ve done with my life

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THESE ATR SO GOOD

Apologies for the long post! But I wanted to repost all my lost The Mechanisms art, in chronological order, ranging from 2019 to 2024.

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friend made my birthday cake

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local girl shocked to discover that in the song "this is how all your favorite characters die" from the album "the album where all your favorite characters die" by the hit band "everybody dies eventualy, even immortals", all of her favorite characters die