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what are your biggest konks?
bindage
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I had a vision. They're sister albums to me
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so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw
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ascendantcomic-blog · 3 days ago
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i like to think about music within ultrakill - not the soundtrack but the known effects of music on machines - and i dont see too many other ppl talk about it in the way i think about it
music attracts machines - iirc somewhere in the game it says that machines were drawn to it, thats why the terminals play music - to lure in machines - something is hardcoded into machines to love music, to always seek it out, to always find where its coming from
and ofc that goes for V1 as well (re: the seemingly common hc i see in fics that V1 composed the soundtrack) and at least for how i play the game - no matter what without fail i almost always go to the terminal before starting the level - i already have al the guns unlocked and ive read over the entries on enemies countless times, yet i still always without fail at least stop by it for a few seconds before i start the level
id like to think v1 is attracted to music of all kinds - while it may have a preference on what itll actively listen to - it'll still always seek out sources of music if it hears any
this takes me to 6-2. when gabriel starts playing the organ - it feels like its a call for v1 - whether Gabriel knew it or not - he was actively asking it to come to him (yes, i know he also verbally told him that - but just go with me here okay? im insane about these guys)
Gabriel and V1 already have a calling to each other - neither of them know it. but something in the world and hell made it so those two would meet. that theyd fight. and that everything would happen
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ascendantcomic-blog · 3 days ago
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Good hunter 2
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ascendantcomic-blog · 4 days ago
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this is what it feels like sometimes
imagine slowly and delicitely feedijg the longest dollar bill into a vending machine and it just keeps going and theres a line behind you and youre going "i know i knowwww" and everyone is starting to get really mad throwing things ar you and toure crying getting snot all over th evending machine its not youre fault the only banks in the area give long bills. its not youre fault
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Bun-shock 🐇 & CatScream 🐈‍⬛
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I mean this came from me seeing the meme template randomly, but similar enough to my vision, I guess
I forget meme templates and PNGs exist
He misses his husband, Jazz. He misses him a lot. He’ll be back
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funny discord screenshot
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rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that
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ascendantcomic-blog · 6 days ago
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shockwave :))
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big day for substances like easily one of the top days for substance use
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BOY I WISH I HAD SOME FUCKING MUPPET HOLE RIGHT ABOUT NOW
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