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Party rock is¹ in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time (Yeah)²

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¹Pretty sure it’s “party rockers.”³

²LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem,” Sorry for Party Rocking, 2011

³It’s “party rock is.”— Ed.

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I LOVE BEING A COG IN THE CORPERATE MACHINE! I HOPE THEY BURY ME IN THE ELEVEN HERBS AND SPICES! SOMEONE KENTUCKY FRIED FUCKING KILL ME!

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does this to you

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its dark outside. i'd better press 'f' to activate my 'flashlight'

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crisp glass of water moodboard

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1930s “i’m the guy that” pinbacks, part 2

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Putting powdered sugar on the post below

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NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

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sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

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hey besties friendly reminder to drink water, feed your lab rats, turn off your evil nuclear generator, change out of your dirty lab coat, go for a walk and take care of yourself <3

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Fucking owned this goofster

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“ugh why is moby-dick so long”

ishmael is telling you a story about how all his friends died and how he was the sole survivor of the disaster, why wouldn't he want to delay getting to that point of the story as long as possible?

the odyssey

the length of the book parallels the long amounts of time that whalers were away from home with long periods of boredom punctuated few and far between by brief bouts of frenzied action

you don't like cetology? whalelore? kys

since when have you ever complained about a dick being long. ungrateful

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I need to [remembers I shouldn't make suicide jokes] join a whaling crew