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unemployment is the top worst thing to happen to a girl right next to having a job

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rat :0

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i don't like soup what do you recommend

complete ego death and rebirth

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My girl, Shadow, doing her best Milo costume

Milo is maybe the most handsome cat alive

LOOKIT.

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JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???

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cat: I will just hang out on your lap now me: yay cat: I have brought ten knives

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Moments before 214H

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actually very very grateful for the online slash long distance friendships and connections ive made on this hellsite and i don’t think i say that enough but!!!!!!!! i love you all so so much besties in my phone

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its dark outside. i'd better press 'f' to activate my 'flashlight'

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Christmas is in two weeks!!

If you haven't started collecting 184 birds for your True Love, you're already running late.

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Some time during my first two years working retail, a little kid saw me (6'1", beard, long hair) and just kept saying "You have lady hair!" to me and his parents were trying to get him to stop, but I just found it hilarious

Was explaining some gender things to a straight cis friend today vis a vis gender presentation VS gender identity when it suddenly dawned on me with much the same horror as getting to work and realizing you left the stove on, that unless you've been immersed in a queer culture for some time you'd have no way of knowing that appearing androgynous/indeterminate/wildly gender-nonconforming is HOT

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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

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Neurotypical Nicholas: Wow, I sure am feeling wide awake after that singular cup of coffee!

Me, reaching for my fourth: oooooough......... so eepy tired.....

Caffeine is a lie made by neurotypicals to sell more coffee to ADHDers (it's working)