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We are slowly course-correcting:
Him: I think I’ve identified my least-favorite episode of Sherlock, and it’s The Six Thatchers
Me: that is correct
Him: Does John’s affair ever come back around? I can’t imagine a show as well planned out as this wouldn’t have it serve a larger purpose
Me: when you figure out what it is, you let me know
Him (reacting to Mary jumping in front of a bullet after it was fired): right, didn’t know she was a precog. Interesting.
Also, he can’t remember Eurus’s name, so he keeps calling her Eunice, which is my new favorite thing
Send help, my spouse is watching BBC Sherlock
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♦Please (little sequel to this )
..he dragged him out of the water. immediately John felt the pain, which he ignored earlier. he checked the detective’s pulse and made sure if his condition was stable. Sherlock still was unconscious. ‘Don’t you dare, to pass away… please.. don’t’
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“Wakey, Wakey” ~A Sherstrade Gift to Loryisunabletosupinate from PetraTodd~
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I was going to call it: “Could you be a bit softer” “Not really”
Enjoy ;)
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“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close.”
― Pablo Neruda
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This one left some psychic damage.
2 years old
2 YEARS OLD
2 YEARS OLD
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My spouse and I got high and watched The Running Man last night, and I spent a lot of time yelling about how Martin Freeman needs to be cast as the Damon Killian character in the upcoming Edgar Wright remake
And yes, I know the remake is already cast and is nearly finished shooting, but I'm gonna need them to re-cast that character and do reshoots with Martin Freeman in that role. The results will be worth it
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Did you really just call my eyes ocean-blue?
Ayy, based on the lovely @totallysilvergirl 's 221b. And of course ocean- 2nd of @fluffbruary . I suppose it was meant as bbc, but I just couldn't resist making it victorian.
All the love!
@totallysilvergirl @helloliriels @dontfuckmylifewtf @sussexinchelsea @loki-lock @topsyturvy-turtely @matixsstuff @ohlooktheresabee @boredsushi @ohmrshudsontookmyskull @nathan-no @astudyin221b @oetkb12 @psychosociogentleman @darkkitty1208 @zira-and-crowley @beesholmes @mydogwatson @liv-olive-oliver @tiverrr @peanitbear @sunshineinyourmind @a-victorian-girl @with-a-ghost-mr-holmes @weeesi @strawberrywinter4 @iheardyou @unusuallysubtext @bumblee27 @calaisreno
(Any changes to the taglist, just tell me! <3)
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Ya guuuyyyss!
I wanted to thank every single one of you who came by, left a heart or reblogged my art, and the most I'd like to thank my followers, coz god, I love you all!! I cant believe there's so much of you already-
And what is the best day for that? Valentine's obviously! Big Mwah! to you,my cute little Bubbles!
Much love and happy Valentine's Day! <3
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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces
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My spouse, just now: "There is nothing gay about Sherlock and John's relationship. And I just watched the wedding episode."
Send help, my spouse is watching BBC Sherlock
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reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™
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If you’re an American federal employee and got an email saying “it’s ok to quit your job.” Do not, for the love of everything, quit your job. This is purely a scare tactic to get rid of as many people as possible without legal consequences.
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mercy seems like a long shot here, so my prayer for inauguration day 2025: may they be incompetent. may they just be really bad at implementation. may their egos choke their effectiveness. may they drown themselves week by week with infighting and selfish posturing. may they be easily distracted. may the very governors and senators and agencies and religious leaders that the new administration expects to be friendly force endless stalemates to preserve their own power. may every delay turn into a three ring blame circus so chaotic that no one remembers what they were doing. may the good and necessary parts of government be too boring to draw attention and keep running quietly in the background. may the next four years be full of sound and fury and signify nothing.
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