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so i was outside today (shocking i know) and i saw this couple and their little kids, maybe 5 and 8. so the younger kid looks up at their mom and goes “mama! you have two different color eyes!” and the one mom laughed and went “yep, i have heterochromia!” and the older kid looked at both of her moms and she goes “but i thought you were lesbian?” and i’d be lying if i told you i didn’t scream

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I hope everyone is having a fucking day

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Me: *wakes up in the morning, gets out of bed*

Me: *sees the plushie I was sleeping with lying on the floor*

Me:

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i feel so guilty for resting. no matter how much i accomplish i always feel like i could be doing more…like how unrealistic is that

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Marilyn Monroe in Niagara (1953) dir. Henry Hathaway

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night sluts

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Noodled a little Mother’s Day comic for my girls.

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Rampart Lakes, August 2018

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closeted does not mean ashamed

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truly the darkest timeline

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None of you ever think to thank the giant woman twerking to make the wave pool work and it shows