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Honestly the funniest thing about TDP to me is that Rayla for some reason always thinks Callum isn't 100% ride-or-die with her on any given situation. Seriously, she could decide she's jumping off a cliff and he'd do it too--oh wait.
I get that half of it is 'protecting' him but like. Girl he has been ready to die and kill for you since the first snake chain incident. It has not lightened up since. In fact its gotten worse. She's his special little guy and if anything happens to her he will kill everyone in the room and then himself. She physically cannot ever sacrifice herself for anyone because Callum WILL be following her straight into the afterlife in no less than a minute. I'm fully convinced he can and would go even further than Claudia and he'd barely have to think on it for five seconds before shrugging like "damn this sucks, can't believe I have to turn evil" "you literally don't have to--" "no I'm gonna"
And honestly I think that's peak teenagers first girlfriend behavior.
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what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮
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While i was going through school supplies i decided to take my shirt off mainly because 1.) it was very warm and the ac wasnt running and less importantly 2.) it made me feel more masculine. In my head was thinking, “i am the epiphany of masculinity. Andrew tate COWERS in the presence of my sheer manly-ness” when in reality all im doing is letting my tits hang loose while i organize my pastel gel pens by color
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The fact that Callum was so desperate to save her and not lose her again that he used dark magic again.
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The real one: don't blame me love made me crazy
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Loved Opeli listing the Rayla crimes and Callum being like "That's fine. Oh... she did what? Well, I'm sure she had her reasons. She did that, too? Huh... Well, yeah, okay, I see how it looks, but still fine. You know what, let's just all accept Rayla can do whatever she wants."
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cow frogs. frog boys. idk.
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at last, at last
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would u kill him for 1 dollar
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Tumblr you have the opportunity to be the funniest bitch on the planet rn and set a reward for looking at more than 600 posts in a day
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Update the wifi in the car is shit i cant fix it in the car
Im back and christ i need to fix my user page
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Fuck it im waiting until im in the car
Im back and christ i need to fix my user page
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Im back and christ i need to fix my user page
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this entered my head and i felt it deep in my soul
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digging in my trash
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Oh also, you know the suspicious stew Phil ate during the stream? The one he said had no effect?
It did have an effect; it was saturation. The saturation stew (made with dandelions or orchids) has the shortest effect of all of the stews, only 0.3 seconds, but combined with the inherent value of the stew itself it gives you 21.2 points of saturation (the max is 20 points btw, this is the only food in the game that can max out your saturation I'm pretty sure. Golden carrots which are the second best option only give you 14.4 points and steak only gives you 12.8)
Remember that clip where Tubbo and Techno were talking about collecting flowers? People said actually Techno was collecting them to get dye for fireworks, but Techno was collecting dandelions, and I don't think he ever used yellow for his fireworks. I'm fairly sure he was collecting the dandelions for the stew.
He used the stew during the Pogtopia arc, up until he got enough gold to replace them with straight up gapples, because it's the best food item in the game.
So yeah, I'm fairly sure that stew was one of Techno's and it was probably handmade by him.
And unsurprisingly Phil doesn't lose any points on his hunger bar the entire rest of the stream. He didn't notice the effect but it was there. And that was Techno's little surprise contribution to the stream, I guess?
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greed
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