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Do you have a favorite place to visit in the aquarium? :D

Yes!!! Our Tropical Tunnel is my favorite place inside. I love enjoying a morning cup of tea in here before we open.

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thoughts and prayers, like a whole candlelit vigil at your request, for all the people who didn't bookmark that fic or that video that hit every single solitary one of their strike zones (kinks, fetishes, tropes, just all of the jams) and as such remain haunted by the memory of said fic or video and no matter how much they can describe it down to the last detail it NEVER RESURFACES

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I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful

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i swear to god NOTHING makes me more pissed off then when everyone is like “oouheuehghoughough ough [thing] is so good it’s a classic you’ll love it” and they say it SO OFTEN that you resolve on principle to loathe [thing] with your entire being but when you actually get around to experiencing [thing] it literally IS That Good. physically trembling with rage at the fact that hamlet actually is one of the best plays ever written. DIE

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I fully understand that 90% of the time the answer to "why don't they make electrical appliances that look like that anymore" is "because this is from an era with no safety standards where people would sometimes just randomly die from touching a lamp", but listen: that's a risk I'm willing to accept.

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modern merlin characters in stardew valley

i am having so much fun with this

(heres the link i used for the character creations!

https://jazzybee.itch.io/sdvcharactercreator)

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capybara

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while im talking bad fanfic lubes: rosin is only used with bowed string instruments, not plucked ones! it goes on the bow hairs to make them grip the strings better! most importantly, it comes in a SOLID CAKE and is STICKY. it's literally the opposite of lube. and jaskier thewitcher wouldn't be carrying it around anyway, because he plays THE LUTE

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i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

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the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god���, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me