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Stoners are fucking annoying but weed should still be legal

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Creating a Day Worth Living

1. Get up early

2. Express gratitude for what you have

3. Do something productive

4. Do something fun

5. Do something for someone else

6. Get some sunlight

7. Exercise – it doesn’t matter what – just do some exercise

8. Put a smile on someone’s face

9. Express gratitude or compliment someone

10. Learn or do something new.

Source: cornercanyoncounseling.com

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“You often feel tired, not because you’ve done too much, but because you’ve done too little of what sparks a light in you.”

— Unknown

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“Sometimes, a bad day turns into a bad week, which finally becomes a bad month, which ends up leading to generalized bad times. And you struggle. You feel like you’ve been thrown into a battlefield you did most certainly not ask for. But you are here. And you have to keep fighting. Sometimes, staying alive is like taking a spoon of the medicine you hate the most. This syrup solution is bitter, hard to swallow and straight up disgusting so you block your nose with the other hand and drink it anyways because you have no other options. The same thing happens here. When you don’t want to fight anymore because you are just so tired, all you have to do is to blindly trust you’re gonna make it out alive. You have to keep fighting. Even if you are crawling on the floor. I don’t care, you’ve got to keep fighting. Life goes on after death, you will go on after bad times. I swear.”

— i haven’t pep talked myself in so long.

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"Kill the rich! Eat the rich! Bring back the guillotine, lmao!!"

*rich racist dies*

"Wow... So y'all are really celebrating someone's death... He was a person... Don't speak ill of the dead... Where's your humanity..."

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Gotta make money somehow

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all the wrong questions #2 | lemony snicket

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INTP and INFP on feelings

*discussing INTP’s lack of desire to get over her unrequited love* INTP: It’s just like all this emotion and shit and I’m like AH WHERE DID THIS COME FROM I DIDNT KNOW I HAD THIS INFP: It’s okay, everybody has it. Yours is just usually suppressed by logic. INTP: It’s like coming downstairs one morning and seeing a litter of puppies and you’re like “okay they’re adorable, but I’m not sure how they got into my house, and I don’t know how I’m going to take care of them, but I also don’t want them to leave because they’re adorable little puppies” So you just kind of stare at them because like what the fuck are you going to do with an entire litter of puppies? They’re going to grow up and run around and it’s probably going to be a mess, but somehow you just can’t bring yourself to care because look at them, AW LOOK THAT ONE’S YAWNING! INFP: INTP trying to describe emotions over here. 😂 INTP: You know it’s accurate. INFP: And that’s the cool part because to me that roller coaster is normal and it’s cool to watch you figure it out. Just be careful, pretend it’s a snake and don’t poke it with sticks. INTP: Oh, thanks. I wouldn’t have known that.

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INFP teacher: I got this thing saying what careers you can have in English, and it’s a bit weird. There’s archivist, librarian, all the normal stuff…and then “Funeral Attendant”

INTP: What?? So people can’t attend a funeral if they don’t have an English degree?

INFP teacher: No, I think it’s more of a pallbearer type thing, or like someone to be sad.

INTP: Like the professional mourners of Ancient Rome?

INFP teacher: Maybe…but if you’re even better at English, you can be a funeral director! I’ve got a Masters in English; does that make me a Funeral Overlord or something?

INTP: You become Hades.

INFP teacher: *punching the air* Yes!!!

ESFP: Well, I’m not very good at English…what does that make me?

INTP: You get demoted. To a corpse.

ISTP: If I become a hitman, that’s what I’m going to say to all of my victims before I kill them.

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INTP #1: I am too lazy to do anything at all, and I’m so demotovated I don’t see the point of studying nor do anything that involves any kind of effort

INTP #2: you’re so useless that you’re actually annoying me. I swear on my fucking grave if you don’t do something I’m going to hit you in the face

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INTP: *shouting at a fly* Get away from my food!

INTJ: You have to negotiate with the fly, INTP, not just shout at it.

INTP: I mean, the first incorrect assumption I’m making is that the fly has a concept of human language, but sure, criticise my negotiation skills.

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It is a paradox of womanhood that women have been so long associated with the private sphere, the home and the family, while our bodies are considered public property.

“Dead Girls: Essays on Surviving an American Obsession” by Alice Bolin

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This is why nobody likes Alabama…