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ahhhhhhhhhh my bf is such a cutie omg what he hell am I gonn do holy shit omg ahhhhh

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Omg I have an idea for a book I wanna write I need someone to give me their honest opinion or critiques

the mc is a faceless mf and hide their face with a mask (still havent figured out y yet) and when her and her sibling turned 16 they had to join the army becuse there is an upcoming war (about what?) so her and her sibling are in the army for a few months and she slowly begins to realise that shes on the wrong side but her sibling becomes more and more radicalised and brainrotted and as the war becomes closer and closer the mc tells her sibling about her concerns and sibling tries to 'correct' mc but it doesnt work and the mc joins a rebellion secretly but their sibling finds out and becuz theyre both still in the army the mc has to watch their sibling be killed infront of them as punishment before they get killed but they dont die becuz plotarmour and becuz they just watched ther sibling die they go on a rampage and kills a bunch of people aka revenge arc and then they have to go on the run. BUTTT they have a very distinct trait- long ass purple hair. so what do they do? cut it all off rapunzel style and run away. people still go looking for them tho, one of the people that was on her team (or on the rebellion cuz she is undercover or smth still havent figured it out) snd as they are hiding they get captured and drugged by the enemy. BANG UH OHH. as they wakeup the enemy starts to interrogate them and beat the living shit out of them. but then their boss comes back as shes on the verge of death yet again and is like i may as well see your face before you die. as shes on the ground enemy n1 takes off her mask and realises they were old childhood friends. enemys like wtaf do i do now bro? wtfffffff? and they get verye motional and mc is like just kill me already enemys name and their like no... i have to help you, but ill lose evrything. then the slow burn begins and they run away together and idk what else to do so pls suggest pookies

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Omg I went camping the other week for my uncles forgee (basically a bunch of blacksmiths N craftsmen come together and make tuff until like 3 in the morning) and there was 3 french guy there an they built a furnace and hung chicken in it with chains and cooker it for like 6 hours it was so interesting

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writng

someone, anyone please send me some writing prompts i have such bad writers block im gonna die i wanna write so bad but nothing is coming into my mind

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bitches be like i'm straight but they're literally the curious couple and their unruly son

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crying

i am sat here in my bed at half 2 in the morning about to scream because there is no more lenny summers media/ creations for me to consume. i have read every single ao3 peice with his name in it. i have looked on pinterest for so long there is no more for me to see. i have watched every tiktok about him. why is he so underrated i love himsososo much but hes so unpopular.

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Modern RDR2 headcanons!!!

Where I think they work

Arthur works as a tattoo artist

John works at McDonald's

Dutch is a manager for a club

Hosea is a florist

Bill owns a gun shop

Micah is a dealer

Javier works in a pub and plays his music there when he's on break or not working

Charles is a vet

Sean is an actor (and a surprisingly good one)

Lenny is a lawyer

Kieran works in the local stables

Pearson has a butchers (like in the epilogue)

Strauss scams people online

Trelawney is a magician

Uncle works in Walmart

Swanson is a priest in a local church

Abigail is a primary school teacher

Sadie is a piercer

Marybeth is a published author

Tilly owns a café and lets Marybeth write there all the time

Karen works in the bar with Javier

Miss grimshaw is a landlord

Molly is a slam poetry artist

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Some Charles x GN reader angst or fluff would litteraly make me explode 🙏🙏🙏

(What about both?? 🤠)

Its been a few weeks since you've joined the gang, and you've settled in pretty well. You seem to get along with everyone, especially Charles. You both like to just enjoy each others company. So, you walk over to the campfire and sit down beside Charles. He mumbles a hello and you smile at him before looking away.

As you enjoy listening to the sounds of nature, the owls hooting, the soft wind blowing through the trees, the muffled crunches of leaves over Javier's guitar. You look over to Charles. "What are you doing?" You ask him with a curious look on your face. Charles looks up at you and says, " I'm making some arrows, I'm going hunting tomorrow." You nod your head and turn back to the fire, happy in the moment. That is, until Micah makes his way over to the fire. He's been a pain in the ass ever since you met him last week. Every time you see his wretched face you wish Arthur never broke him out.

"Micah." You speak quietly, greeting him. "Y/N." Micah grins at you and you sigh. Everyone knows that face he does as his mind is coming up with a stupid comment to make. And no doubt, he does. "Heard about that mission earlier." He chuckles. You sigh and put more sticks into the fire. "Can't even call it a mission cause how bad you messed it up!" Micah's laugh makes your blood boil. "Dunno why Dutch bothers to keep you 'round. Your useless." He laughs and drinks from his beer bottle. You roll you eyes and take a deep breath. He's not wrong though, that's the worst thing about his stupid comment. He was right, you basically are useless to the gang. Any mission you go on you always mess up, whether it be a simple con mission with Hosea or a stagecoach robbery.

You look over to Micah and see him ready to make his next comment. You don't have the energy to deal with his shit today. You already feel horrible about fucking up the mission earlier that day. You stand up and quickly walk away. As you do, you hear his evil laugh echo through camp. You walk into the forest, your knuckles white from how hard your squeezing them and sit down by a tree.

"you're useless." Those two words Micah said repeat in your head over and over. Why was he right? Micah's never right? You know that he just said that to get a rise out of you, but as hard as you tried to not let it get to you, you failed. You put your knees up and put your head in them, crying. "You're useless" he was right. You are useless. You cry as you think about the day, you messing up the mission, the embarrassment of it. Micah making comments, everyone in camp staring at you all day. It was just too much. You break down and start sobbing in your knees.

You hear grass crunching and your head shoots up as you quickly wipe away the tears running down your face. You slow down your breath and wait for whoever it is to see you. It's most likely Micah coming over to pick at you even more.

To your suprise, it's not Micah. It's Charles. He walks up to you and sits down. "You alright?" He asks you. His voice is so...pretty. it's so calming. So perfect. You nod your head, embarrassed that he's seen you in this state.

"y/N, don't let Micah get to you, nothing but shit comes out his mouth." Charles tells you. You sigh and look at Charles. "I know, just some of the things he says...hurt." you say, looking away. "He was right, what he said. I am useless."

Charles looks at you confused. "You don't really think that?" He asks as he looks at camp, sighing. "Well yeah. I fuck up just about every mission I go on, and I'm useless in camp with chores." You hug your knees and try your best not to cry.

"y/n, your not useless, you one of the best people I know." Charles says as he moves close to you. You look at him and let out a small giggle. "Charles shut up, have you not seen yourself? You're strong, your smart, your kind, your badass. I'm nothing compared to you." You say as you put your hands on the ground. Charles looks at you and sighs. "Y/n, your all of those things and more." He says in that monotone voice. You don't know why, but his voice has always brough you comfort. For the short time you've known him if you've ever been stressed or had a bad day just his presence, the small conversations you have with him bring you so much comfort, a type you've never felt before. Charles puts his hand on top of yours and you look at him. It's right then, that exact moment that you realise why he brings you such joy. You love him.

You start to cry again. Charles has been one of the first people to say something so kind about you. You don't know how to react. You don't know what to do, you love him. He looks at you and smiles before kissing you on the cheek. "Fuck micah, your perfect y/n" he leans in closer and puts his shoulder over you. He pulls you in and kisses the top of your head. You look at Charles and kiss him on the lips. Your heart starts to pound as your mind processes what you've just done. You pull back and look away. "I'm sorry." You say awkwardly but before you can explain yourself Charles pulls you in and kisses you back. "Don't be." He says and you kiss him back. He pulls back and smiles at you. "Don't let anyone tell you any different y/n. Your perfect." He whispers to you as you lie on his chest. He lays on of his arms on you. His warmth instantly relaxing you. He hold your hand and runs the back of your hand with his thumb. That small gesture, so romantic. Charles plays with your hair softly and you fall into his warm body. You slowly fall asleep.

When you wake up you open your eyes to see Charles still asleep. His hair falling over his shoulders gracefully. You slowly get up and sit beside him, resting your head on his shoulder and hold his hand. 'It wasn't a dream' you think to yourself and smile as you sit there, admiring everything about him

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ARTHURMORGANSCLITOROUS FLUFF ALPHABET!!!!

I've been wanting to write for a while now, and this is the perfect chance! I'm going to be doing the fluff alphabet with rdr2 characters! Feel free to send in requests on who and what letters! Everything's open!

A - Affection (how do they show their affection to you?)

B- who told about their feelings first? How did it go?

C- hot they cuddle you, if they do

D - Date (how was your first date?)

E - Emotion (how emotional are they around you?)

F - Fight (what's the most common reason why you fight?)

G - Gifts (are they a gift giver? If so, what kind of gifts they give you? How do they react to gifts you give them?)

H - Hugs (do they hug you? If they do, how do they hug you?)

I - Interests (what they want to try with you?)

J - Jealousy (have they ever expressed jealousy in your relationship?)

K - Kiss (how was your first kiss? What are your usual kisses like?)

L - Love (who said "I love you" first?)

M - Meals (do you cook together?)

O - Obstacles (how do they handle obstacles and challenges in your relationship?)

P - PDA (are they comfortable with showing their love publicly?)

Q - Quality time (what kind of activities do you do together as a couple?)

R - Ring (are they the type to get married? If so, how will they propose to you?)

S - Sadness (how do they comfort you?)

T - Trust (how important is trust in your relationship? Do you feel like you can trust each other completely?)

U - Unsure (how do they support you if you're unsure about something?)

V - Vulnerability (how comfortable is your partner with being vulnerable with you? How do they react when you are vulnerable with them?)

W - Words of affirmation (how does your partner use words of affirmation to show their love and appreciation for you? How do you reciprocate?)

X - X-traordinary (what is it about them that's different from most other people?)

Y - You (what was their first sign that showed they like you?)

Z - Zzz (how do they sleep with you? If you sleep together in the same bed, what is your sleeping position?)

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OK! LISTEN UP RDR2 FANS!!

I'm gonna write a Lenny X reader fanfic. Ill also do one shots and headcanons on Lenny and any other gang members! If anyone wants a specific ship or anything to be included or even just a one shot/hcs then just request it and I'll write it no matter what it is.

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IM DOING IT. IM WRITING THE FANFIC

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i had a dream i switched bodies with sean. and it was really awkward because i was new to the gang and sean made it worse. and somewhere along the dream he got mad at me because i wanted my body back so he LEFT for DAYS. and i couldn’t keep up bc i’m not irish and idk how to do irish accents, and john started noticing and he started telling the camp. and i didn’t know how to get in contact with sean so i ran away and i found him in valentine drunk and i had to literally fist fight him in front of everyone while they stared at us HORRIFIED. and i had to drag him back to camp and we fought more there and arthur and dutch were freaking out and the camp was scared and i was pulled away while i screamed at sean to give me back my body and he said “no.” and FELL ASLEEP. and i had to explain to the entire camp that i wasn’t sean and that i was actually the girl who was knocked out on the ground. and i got angry bc javier said “but she’s mexican, you’re not mexican” and i started cussing at him in spanish and then they finally believed me bc sean doesn’t speak spanish and so they had to tie sean to a neon pink chair (?) while he looked so pissed as i started getting my body back. and when i did get my body back, sean literally started to sob so hard he started to gag and heave on the floor .. and arthur was rubbing his back with such a disgusted look on his face. anyways, idk

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I just realised Arthur died alone. He did everything he could to make sure nobody else did because he knew he was going to die alone. He died alone with nobody to comfort him in his last moments. As Arthur died on top of the cliff he watched the sunrise instead of what he wanted, the sunset. In my 2am sleep deprived mind this symbolises that somebody can change so much and be completely different to who they were before yet they are still so similar. He died thinking that he failed. Sure he got people out but Micah will still continue to ruthlessly kill people. As he was dying he saw his dad, the man he looked up to the most than anybody else (except for Hosea) and loved, trusted and dedicated his entire life to just walk away from him, not even saying goodbye. He died scared and alone. The only person that truly cared for him was Charles. Everybody else left, but even though Charles was extremely busy he came back. Charles buried his best friend/lover. I am about to cry why does rockstar do this. Arthur did not deserve what happened to him. He should've escaped with John and lived a long happy life, but he didn't. He died at the age of 36. He died sad, scared and alone. His whole life, everything he knew destroyed and ripped apart Infront of his own eyes all because of one person. Imagine dying alone, 'knowing' that even though you tried your hardest and you did everything you could possible, it wasn't enough. The person you trusted most betrayed you and walked away from you, leaving you to die all alone.

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EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I POST ON MY TIKTOK ABOUT ANY RDR2 CHARACTER BEING GAY THE BOYS BLOW IT UP AND SCREAM AT ME WHY IS THIS SO FUN OMFG @arthurmorgansclitorus us my tiktok btw

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Random rdr2 headcannons I'm making up on the spot at 2am

Lenny and Sean once kissed while drunk to 'see what it is like' and never talked about it again/denies it happened

Javier once wrote a love song about Tilly in Spanish and now plays it when she's around

Arthur farts a LOT in his sleep

Marybeth writes y/n fanfics

Micah sometimes wets the bed and never admits it

Bill snores like that AUGHHHH sound on tiktok

Arthur and charles stargaze together

Sean says the most horrible unfunny jokes but his laugh when he says it makes it funny

Dutch cannot tolerate spice AT ALL

Bill owns like 50 of the exact same flannel shirt all because trelawney complimented it once

Sean collects his farts in a bottle and when Karen gets mad at him he spends his fart-air on her bed

Hosea is amazing at gymnastics like "wtf how did u do that" amazing

John makes 'the face' when kissing

Hosea HAS to brush his teeth twice a day and if he doesn't he can't do anything the next day

Miss Grimshaw doesn't know how to knit so Marybeth secretly teachers her at night and when she does she doesn't get as many chores the next day

Bill has a teeny-tiny crush on trelawney (vice versa)

Kieran goes to Hosea about his crush for Marybeth

Marybeth goes to Arthur about her crush on kieran

Arthur and Hosea have weekly gossip sessions about camp

Kieran started crying when Marybeth danced with Arthur at Sean's party

Molly tries to read dutchs books but just gets him to rant about them to her instead

Dutch 100% spoils stuff

John, Abigail and jack go on monthly picnics where for the day they cannot argue at all

Dutch threw Arthur in a river to get him to learn to swim and John was so traumatized by what he saw he cannot look at water the same

John has an emotional connection with racoons

There ya go! I'll do more if anyone wants some

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I wanna write hc's for all the rdr2 gang members but idk what to write about if u have any suggestions pls help

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i love you enemies to lovers i love you bed sharing i love you arranged marriage i love you sunshine and grumpy one i love you found family i love you soulmates