brenna, 25, she/her. my red dead redemption 2 sideblog. 'why is your url arthurmorganmilk' because he's got milkable tits, next question. my main is atlantistea but my primary blog is my succ blog tomwambsmilk
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The fact that John signed his bank papers with his actual fucking name is so funny to me. Sweetie, literally just change your last name. Do you know how many fucking Johns there are??? As far as 1907 is concerned you could look him in the eye and tell the man your name was Hodge Glongler and there would be absolutely no way to verify this. Hell, they'd believe you if you said it with enough conviction.
Dutch has like twelve people unquestioningly believe his name is HOAGIE MACINTOSH. He just says it on the spot and not a soul questions it. Arthur just changes his last name but he at least like ...sticks to it. He'd had zero trouble just fully living by a different name for years. His grandkids would've been like 'what do you MEAN our last name isn't actually Callahan??? He just fucking made it up????
#the fact that he did it IN BLACKWATER too lmfao#so like. presumably at the bank that the ferry which he robbed was going to 💀#Geddes must have given him one hell of a reference
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arthur Morgan
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started this blog bc I was obsessed with arthur morgan but in the interim 8 or so months where I haven't been posting my obsession with arthur morgan has been wildly surpassed by my deep desire to fuck hosea matthews. I'm not even sure how that happened I just know that I need to snap that old man in half. need him coughing and wheezing with his hips fucking SHATTERED
#cant ship vandermatthews bc I get jealous of dutch sorry#anyways I just felt like I should let y'all know
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Old man stance or something
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I blame @werewolfarthurmorganenjoyer for this but all of you modern Arthur fanfiction writers are wrong ARTHUR MORGAN IS A TRUCK DRIVER.
And I am saying long distance truck driver I mean gone for days, weeks, driving through states back and forth, living on the road. He keeps doing it because he brings in a lot of money (need for the gang - which in modern au is Dutch's and Hosea's foster family but they themselves call it their gang (also because Dutch and others still get involved in shady shit)).
He is always on the road, his truck is his bestfriend, and on his drives he has run ins with people who he helps. That woman scared about her old father living in a different state? Arthur stops there while on his mandatory break to check on him. The broke young man who got kicked out his house and needs a ride? He picks him up of the side of the road and listens to him talk. The gay couple running from home who jist need to get to the city to take a train and are counting pennies in the roadside bistro? He is driving them there and telling them to always stay by their side. He helps a guy fix his truck. He saves a wild deer stuck on the road. He sends the cash home to make sure Tilly stays in college, Jack is able to stay in the better kindergarten, and Hosea doesn't have to work full-time.
When does all that change? When he meets the daughter of the truck-company owner, who just started working in the office :DD
#wait actually this is the only modern au I accept#truly the only modern job I could actually see Arthur holding
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Dutch would have been a lot saner if he had his prostate milked regularly
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"A Good Word" • Hey Arthur! Comic Series
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ROGER PLEASE WHAT IS THIS 😭😭😭
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