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I totally didn’t forget this blog haha

Anyways like this for a fnaf harold in your inbox, be careful, he’s disgusting, he’s very sick. Like, he’s gross.

Like

He’s got 50 illnesses on his sleeves he’s RANCID

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weed & getting high starters

for all the stoner muses out there, because why not? feel free to combine action & word prompts, change any pronouns, and provide any needed context. (obvious) cw for drug usage, weed, and smoking, & a quick disclaimer that this meme is not meant to encourage or condone any potential illegal activity or unhealthy coping behaviors.

WORDS. ❝ hey, want a hit? ❞ ❝ have you ever even smoked weed before? ❞ ❝ if you're gonna smoke, please take it outside. ❞ ❝ do you prefer edibles or smoking? ❞ ❝ which strain is this from? ❞ ❝ it's mine, so i call dibs on the first hit. ❞ ❝ what kinds of weed do you even have? ❞ ❝ this hits so hard, it's so nice. ❞ ❝ you're such a lightweight, it's so funny. ❞ ❝ i've only taken one hit and i already feel stoned. ❞ ❝ how much did you even have? you're acting totally out of character. ❞ ❝ i don't even remember how much i had. ❞ ❝ that's it, i'm getting stoned tonight. ❞ ❝ yeah, you're high as fuck right now. ❞ ❝ you did not just smoke/vape in my kitchen. ❞ ❝ the last time i got stoned, i cried while both eating cereal and watching tv until 3 in the morning. ❞ ❝ mind if i have a smoke? ❞ ❝ you don't have to have any if you don't want to. ❞

ACTIONS. [ EAT ] — our muses do edibles together [ BONG ] — our muses smoke from a bong together [ JOINT ] — our muses smoke a weed joint together [ VAPE ] — our muses vape weed together [ CAR ] — our muses get stoned in one muse's car [ LAUGH ] — our muses burst out laughing while stoned [ MOVIE ] — our muses watch a scary movie/tv show while stoned [ GAME ] — our muses play a video game while stoned [ COOK ] — our muses cook/bake while stoned [ SWIM ] — our muses go swimming while stoned [ DANCE ] — our muses start dancing around while stoned [ TICKLE ] — sender starts tickling receiver while stoned [ ATTACK ] — sender starts tickling receiver while both are stoned [ CUDDLE ] — sender cuddles up to receiver while stoned [ SNUGGLE ] — sender cuddles up to receiver while both are stoned [ PAINT ] — sender paints receiver's finger/toenails while stoned (specify) [ ART ] — sender paints receiver's finger/toenails while both are stoned (specify) [ SURPRISE ] — sender surprises receiver with weed when they're stressed

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Send '😱' for my muse (receiver) to try out their scaring on your muse (sender)!

(Alternatively, send "scare me" if you cannot see the emoji. Or "scare me alt" to reverse roles)

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Spooky Smash Event Sentence Starters

Happy October!!! Here's some starters to kick off the Halloween Event. These are a great way to get started interacting with everyone else participating! Feel free to alter as needed.

"Woah is that you ____?"

"What happened to me/you?!"

"I'm freaking out!"

"You look... different."

"You look at home in this place."

"You fit in here."

"Shall we take a look around?"

"What the hell just happened?!"

"Who's the dancing skeleton?"

"Why is that dancing skeleton on fire?"

"So this guy is just like Santa, but for Halloween?"

"Wait, is that THE Jack Skellington?"

"The Pumpkin King?"

"Do you think I can get his autograph?"

"You KNOW Jack Skellington?"

"Have you been here before?"

"Can you show me around?"

"I can show you around if you like."

"Everybody's staring."

"I don't feel so good..."

"It's so cold..."

"Bats! Bats everywhere!"

"There's a bat in my hair!"

"There's rats everywhere!"

" What are you supposed to be?"

"Hey, you're freaking me out here."

"What do I look like?"

"I feel really... strange..."

"Is that a clown? I hate clowns..."

"Am I still cute/handsome?"

"I don't like the way the wolfman is looking at me."

"Those witches are eyeing you up."

"Whatever's in that cauldron looks disgusting."

"Whatever's in that cauldron smells really good."

"Is that the fucking Grim Reaper?"

"Do you have a napkin? This guy is melting all over me."

"These zombies are crowding me."

"This tree with the hanging skeletons is following me..."

"Shall we check out the rest of the town?"

"Let's check out that spiral hill."

"Wanna walk through the pumpkin patch?"

"I feel really hungry/thirsty all of a sudden..."

"Which way is the hotel?"

"Shall we stay at the dead and breakfast or Hotel Transylvania?"

"I just stepped in a pumpkin."

"These pumpkins are watching us..."

"Those crows are watching us..."

"The hotel is through the graveyard."

"Shall we go check in?"

"Woah, this hotel is huge!"

"Why's Count Dracula running a hotel anyway?"

"The real Count Dracula is here? Like 'bleh bleh bleh'?

"Hey look, this place has a pool."

"Is that Frankenstein?"

"Actually it's Frankenstein's monster."

"What's your room like?"

"I can't find my room."

"What floor are you on?"

"Need a hand?"

"Are those shrunken heads on the doors?

"I'm lost."

"Can you stick with me? I'm scared..."

"Look, this place has five stars on tripadvisor."

"It's pet friendly too."

"The rooms have a minibar!"

"There's a live DJ every night."

"Let's check out the dining room/bar."

"It's actually really comfortable here!"

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🎃

The Boy didn’t expect to get yet another invitation to Halloween town.

Harold looked at the piece of paper with nervous eyes once again. Was he sure he wanted to do this again? He was excited but!….he didn’t exactly enjoy staying in the water most of his visit. But it wasn’t all bad! He was his favorite animal! A dolphin! And he got to see Sora! He likes Sora. Sora even helped him not dry out and made sure he had a goodie bag of candy and snacks from the stands!

Maybe he could get to see them this time?

The boy let out a shaky breath, closing his eyes and soon, the scent of pumpkin and crunchy fall leaves filled his nose. The wind gently running through his hair, a bit cold but welcoming. The air misty with orange and purple hues.

He looked up at the grand gates, careful to pocket his invitation to not loose it. “Alright Harold! You can do this!! You’ll have fun this year! It’ll be awesome and you can tell George all about it!!”

He huffed, slapping his face and chest with his hands to psyche himself up.

And walked through.

The feeling of heaviness filled his legs as slowly he tilted to the ground, landing rather harshly. He blinked, feeling itchy. “…? This is new?” He gently patted his legs, feeling the weird sensation of warmth and yet cold. Then, pain. His eyes open as pain spread through his legs.

He closed his eyes and slowly curled into himself, bracing for the pain that will follow as his body changed. He could feel something spread along his legs and hands and back. “Okay okay this is fine this is fine… just breathe… you did it before it’s okay…” talking to yourself probably wasn’t the healthiest coping mechanism but hey, it worked.

This time, he didn’t feel out of breath. The burning sensation as his lungs struggled for water. He felt cold and warm at the same time. A burning pain in his body was present. But, as fast as the feeling came, he was left alone. Scared to open his eyes to see what had happened.

Slowly, he forced his now yellow and pink eyes open to see… fur. Yellow, curly fur. “….?” He blinked, his hands now paws. With little claws. “Pawsh?” He then moved to touch his nose, the skin feeling off as his nose was now smaller and more animalistic. Small whiskers on his cheeks and forehead and fangs sticking out of his mouth. On the top of his head was two ears.“Woah….I look AWESHOME!!!”

His back was covered in fur, leading down to his now centaur like lower half. His lower body was now a Sea otter. Four little legs, a tail.

He was now a sea otter centaur.

A water dog.

He was also decorated in a costume. He had on a pumpkin shirt, his little stubby legs decorated in green leafy socks and his tail had a stem on it.

“….. now how am I getting up again?”

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Creecher's Commissions!

I have a 1k vet bill to help out with, so I'm opening up my art commissions! If you're interested, please check out the link below and fill out the google forms I've linked in the "commission" section!

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If you like my work, please consider supporting me with a commission!! If not, that’s okay! I appreciate you anyways!! 💚❤️💛💙 reblogs and likes are also very appreciated but not mandatory! Thank you so much!

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Also yes I’m still accepting magic anons of any kind so if you have one that’s not on a list send it in!

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Labyrinth M!A's

Magic Dance: your muse has an uncontrollable burst of magical energy every time they sing, dance, or do anything even slightly rhythmic. Anon decides length.

Just As I Can Be Cruel: any time someone is unkind to your muse, no matter the severity, they will be inexplicably drawn to return the cruelty in equal measure. Anon decides length.

Fear Me, Love Me, Do As I Say: your muse has to obey a person of the anon's choosing, and though their mind remains unaffected by the spell, their body has no choice but to obey. Anon decides length.

You Have No Power Over Me: your muse is immune to magic, super powers, or any form of unnatural harm. Anon decides length.

As the World Falls Down: your muse is trapped in the world of their dreams, and while others can enter, none may leave. Anon decides length.

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The Stanley Parable Inspired Magic!Anons

Info: A magic!anon is an anonymous ask that can curse (or bless) the muse. Please keep in mind not every blog likes m!as and they have the right to refuse if they don’t feel comfortable with it. The Mun decides how long the curse lasts. TSP Ultra Deluxe Spoilers ahead!

The Bucket: Muse is unnaturally obsessed with an item or a person for x amount of time. 

The Narrator: Someone is narrating the muse’s every action. 

The Player: Someone else is controlling your muse - either unknown or another muse.

The Adventure Line™: Your muse has a bright yellow line directing them where they have to / want to go. Accurate or not is up to the mun!

The Wife: Your muse suddenly has a wife! 

The Skip Button: People have the chance to skip your muse’s dialogue, however every time they press it, your muse sees them as frozen in place. Every time they press the button, the amount of time being skipped ahead becomes longer and longer. 

3/33/33: Your muse suddenly has an overwhelming fascination (or fear) of the number three…

432: Your muse spirals into insanity. 

Jim: Your muse is called Jim now. Or at least, everyone is calling them that for no reason.

465: Your muse becomes a pirate

Imabird: Your muse gets the ability to float a few feet off the ground

425: There’s a double of your muse walking around!

The End is Never: Your muse can’t die. Every time they do, they reset to their previous state

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// Fuck anon. Split M!A, but it's every Harold you can ever remember adding to the soup store. Yes this means sheepold

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A surely strange M!A list

Anon determines duration!

Split - Your muse’s soul and body has been split into numerous versions of the muse, each with a different part of the muse’s personality. Anon determines how many and what pieces of the muse’s personality.

Cruel Contract - Your muse is granted a magic related to one desire of their choosing. In return, your muse’s soul has been crystallized outside of the muse’s body. The muse cannot be more than 100 meters from the crystal else they lose control of the body and someone else must bring the crystal back to them. Damaging the crystal causes harm to the muse’s soul, and shattering it will kill them until the time duration is up.

True Shadow - The muse’s shadow has been given form. This shadow represents everything the muse keeps hidden from the world and even themselves— everything they hate and every secret desire. Looking at the shadow disgusts the muse, but injuring it brings harm to them as well.

Curse of Stone - The muse has been cursed and turned into a stone statue. They cannot speak, but they can move one one condition: they can only move when no one is looking at them. Parts can be broken off the muse, however whether or not they return upon the spell ending is up to the mun.

Hosting Mind — ( for muses that have more than one soul possessing the body such as a demon possession) The second soul that was not the original host is given a body of their own. The body is connected to the host’s in an ethereal way, but takes the ideal form of the second soul. — ( for muses without a second soul/possession ) The muse’s mind has picked up a hitchhiker, and is now hosting a second conscience of the mun’s choosing— a demon, or a new soul entirely.

Miraculous Touch of Cataclysm - Your muse’s dominant hand has become a force of destruction, while their non-dominant hand is a force of renual and life. Anything your muse touches with their dominant hand will be destroyed in one way or another, while their non-dominant hand will reverse said destruction. To activate the magic, the muse must touch the object or person with all five fingers.

Alchemical Balance - The muse has gained the ability to transmute one substance into another at will, however in return for this power they lose a part of themselves— be it an arm, leg, or sense. The anon chooses what is lost.

Worst Nightmare - The muse now has a figure they truly fear from their past following them around! This figure wants the muse in order to feed on their fear and suffering, and will stop at nothing to capture and keep them.

Face of Madness - A mask has been affixed to the muse’s face, and cannot be removed until the time is up or under circumstances the sender specifies. This mask forces the afflicted muse into a crazed state of rage, and slowly turns them into a monster. They will attack anything with a pulse, and will not stop unless subdued.

Weathered Emotions - The muse’s emotions now effect the weather wherever they are. They can create anything from small clouds and twisters to massive storms, but these phenomenon’s are dependent entirely on what they feel.

List is prone to updates!!

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🖌

He listened to her, writing down notes as she explained her life and her love interests and previous relationships. He was familiar with dating, the effects of it. The heartbreak, the rush. All of it. As a gay man he’s never really understood most dating culture aside from the gay perspective but he knew the issues and drama that came from dating.

And that he hated it.

A lot.

Though, he understood her stress as a single mom. Growing up with his own mother who was a single mother, he knew how hard it was raising a kid. He wrote down ‘single mother. Messy history of love. Perhaps in a future session we can explore that deeper? Discuss by self later. I’m thinking, definitely pottery.’

He leaned over, gazing at the picture of the pear shaped being and he asked her if he could use this in her file. With her answer, he carefully tucked the picture into the pink folder. “….”

“Well, I’ll say, as a man I’ve had my fair share in messy relationships. It’s apart of life, as much as it sucks. Messy breakups, due to any circumstances…I do think you recognizing you were immature before is good but… you were young and young people do stupid things. Growth comes with change. Change comes with learning.” He said, inwardly cringing at his rather stupid decisions himself. “Do you wish things went differently? Does Lawrence know about Cupcake? Perhaps he could step up.”

He was well aware of deadbeat fathers. His own being a great reference point.

….

‘Absent father to daughter.’

Next to Harold’s chair there was a cup of tea. The cup looked… horrendous. Streaks of color in a rainbow cascade and a hand crafted handle. The smell of chamomile and honey. A picture frame sat next to it, inside was a picture of two men, both with wedding rings and two kids.

Twins.

🖌

He led her inside, moving to grab hold of a pink folder with the name on it blank. The shelf he grabbed it from had two sections. New patients and old patients. The old patients had around 15 folders and the new had around 60, unused ones. He carefully sketched her name on the front and set it down on the small coffee table infront of two sofas.

He smiled at her, sitting down in his ratty lounge chair.

“Me? Gosh, well… I’m an artist! To put it in I guess more words, I’m a illustrator. I make comics and kid’s books with my best friend. You might’ve heard of it, Dogman?” He asked, taking notice of her tense and stiff posture. He wasn’t one to be shy about folks new to therapy. “I also work freelance for broadway shows as my husband is an actor and singer. I help make set pieces from time to time.” He understood it took a lot to come here so, he leaned back, his eyes not leaving her but not directly looking into her’s for long.

His attention was on her.

“I’m also a licensed art therapist. Been in the business for 3 years now. I mainly specialize in emotional and abuse recovery therapy.” He seemed serene in his explanation. Almost like it was rehearsed and yet, completely special to her and his conversation.

“How about you?”

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🖌

He led her inside, moving to grab hold of a pink folder with the name on it blank. The shelf he grabbed it from had two sections. New patients and old patients. The old patients had around 15 folders and the new had around 60, unused ones. He carefully sketched her name on the front and set it down on the small coffee table infront of two sofas.

He smiled at her, sitting down in his ratty lounge chair.

“Me? Gosh, well… I’m an artist! To put it in I guess more words, I’m a illustrator. I make comics and kid’s books with my best friend. You might’ve heard of it, Dogman?” He asked, taking notice of her tense and stiff posture. He wasn’t one to be shy about folks new to therapy. “I also work freelance for broadway shows as my husband is an actor and singer. I help make set pieces from time to time.” He understood it took a lot to come here so, he leaned back, his eyes not leaving her but not directly looking into her’s for long.

His attention was on her.

“I’m also a licensed art therapist. Been in the business for 3 years now. I mainly specialize in emotional and abuse recovery therapy.” He seemed serene in his explanation. Almost like it was rehearsed and yet, completely special to her and his conversation.

“How about you?”

🖌

He had finished folding each blanket, preparing for his next client to come in for their session. Refilling the candy bowl and snack stand, cleaning up paint stains and other colorful messes by the painting corner.

Fixing canvases and moving finished ones to dry outside.

Soon enough, everything was ready.

At the sound of a knock, Harold turned to look at the door, straightening up his hoodie jacket and moved to open the door. “Howdy! You my 12 o’clock?” He asked, voice bright and cheerful.

// Starter @elmore-help-desk

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🖌

He had finished folding each blanket, preparing for his next client to come in for their session. Refilling the candy bowl and snack stand, cleaning up paint stains and other colorful messes by the painting corner.

Fixing canvases and moving finished ones to dry outside.

Soon enough, everything was ready.

At the sound of a knock, Harold turned to look at the door, straightening up his hoodie jacket and moved to open the door. “Howdy! You my 12 o’clock?” He asked, voice bright and cheerful.

// Starter @elmore-help-desk

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‘For Now Cheese Sandwich Was a party pony full of glee!’

🧀✨ Indie, Semi-Selective and Super Crossover Friendly Cheese Sandwich from the Series MLP:FIM.✨🧀

Partied by Scribs

Please ❤️ or ♻️ if you’d like to interact!

Reblogs aren’t mandatory but appreciated nonetheless!

(Gif above by @/katrinabrony)

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MAGICAL ANONS / PROMPTS .

A very small & general bundle of magical anon prompts, or M!A’s, for almost all kinds of muses.

Feel free to alter them however you see fit.

Length of these M!A’s are all up to the mun.

M!A - Roboticised; Your human/humanoid muse is completely roboticised. Whether they turn into an android or a full-on robot is up to the sender.

For the reverse, send M!A - Organic to an android/robot muse for them to become human/humanoid.

M!A - Wings; Your muse sprouts a pair of wings. The style and size of the wings are up to the sender.

For the reverse, send M!A - Flightless to a winged/flight-capable muse to make them completely wingless/flightless.

M!A - Animal; Your muse is turnt into an animal of the senders choice.

For the reverse, send M!A - Human for an animal muse (anthro or otherwise) to become human.

M!A - Superpowers; Your muse gains a superpower of the senders choice.

For the reverse, send M!A - No Supers to a muse with superpowers/unnatural abilities for their abilities to be removed.

M!A - Phantom; Your muse is now a ghost and is intangible.

For the reverse, send M!A - Tangible for a ghost/phantom muse to be brought back to life/become tangible again.

M!A - Honesty; Your muse cannot lie, no matter how big or small, in response to every question.

For the reverse, send M!A - Liar for the muse to only lie in response to every question.

M!A - Supernatural; Your muse becomes a supernatural being of the senders choice (i.e, vampire, werewolf, etc).

For the reverse, send M!A - All Natural for a supernatural muse to become entirely normal.

M!A - Heavyweight; Your muse doesn’t appear to have a change in weight, but they are suddenly extremely heavy, and find it extremely difficult to move.

For the reverse, send M!A - Lightweight for the muse to become extremely light and agile, despite no visible weight change.

M!A - Hatred; Your muse has a very sudden burning hatred for everyone around them, regardless of their personality beforehand.

For the reverse, send M!A - Lover for the muse to become very loving and kind towards everyone, regardless of their personality beforehand.