dni: under 18 yr olds please. I am too old and stressed to be the reason you're introduced to yaoi or resident evil porn - this is my house (blog) and I get to choose the decor (posts) < nsfw or fanfic tag without the (bits) I don't tag all nsfw though just as a heads up - watch later < I am at work and cannot watch this with audio tag - artemisposting < gonna try to start using this so I can find my own goddamn posts
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POV: you're the treasurer on the enemies crew
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Shoutout to all the new followers who were hoping for more aquatic life art and get Cat Girls instead
I guess y’all got *CATFISHED*
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I left tumblr for like 7 years now sometimes posts are underwater now
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Musk: [calling Grimes at 3 in the morning] Tell them. Tell them I'm good at video games and I will give you sixty million dollars
Grimes:
Musk: or I detonate the chip in the baby's neck
Grimes: [long exhalation] seventy million
I had to take this screenshot myself because I was so convinced it wasn't real
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being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot
like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin
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Hey remember that a boycott if actually MORE effective under capitalism if you profess you would actually end the boycott under certain conditions.
��Nothing this company does can make up for their bad actions, I will never buy from them again!” Okay so they’ve lost you as a customer and have no reason to try and get you back. You can HOPE to drive them into bankruptcy but Chic-Fil-A is evidence of how well that works.
“This company did something bad. I would not consider buying their product again, UNLESS, they publicly apologized and made up for it by … [donating money to a cause, promoting different content, offering better care to their employees, etc.]” This is actually MORE likely to be effective because if enough people say this, the company m sees them as potential customers of a certain demographic, and is willing to make changes to get those customers back and, long term, make money from them.
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My block list is wild because it's like 80% terfs and nazis and then 20% "stranger who had a really bad opinion or was kind of rude, that I happened to see one time when I was too hungry or tired to have the patience for that shit".
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Caitlyn: I'm going to have to tie you up and blindfold you
Vi: okay. You should probably hit me in the face also.
Caitlyn: good idea
Vi: and then I can spit on you
Caitlyn: perfect great I'll make sure to rub your spit over my mouth while making intense eye contact
Vi: this is great our plan to infiltrate the camp is so normal and also regular
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the girls!! a partial color spread redraw
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if you see me bleeding out with a vampire on top of me MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!!!! i’m exactly where i want to be
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What a time to be alive.
Happy Black History Month to all and to all a good night ❤️🖤💚
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