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Not opposed to the idea of Deceptibee, but I feel like it's not angsty enough, so let's make it worse.

Bee leaves with Megatron when he and the highguard are banished, and things are OK for a while. Bee is still a bit of a bumbling mess (pun intended), but the decepticons can't really do anything about it because he's with Megatron.

Megs is getting stressed though. Leadership is tough, a lot is expected of him, and he needs to be a lot more mature, which doesn't work so well with Bee fucking about next to him all the time. Megs starts to feel that Bee is just like Optimus; reckless, accident prone...weak.

He's growing more and more bitter as time passes, and Bee goes from being a friend, to being a reminder.

Its not too long after that when Bee messes up again, says something he shouldnt have, and Megatron is out of patience. He's done saving Bee too.

When the autobots find Bee, he's in shock. Eyes wide and absent, sat in the middle of an abandoned base with energon oozing from his throat. They take him back home, and he doesn't say a word.

Not that he could if he wanted to.

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megs, megs let the peepas see the sparkling you lost in the divorce megs you’re being petty

babybee au by @yuukirita :D and the meme is from twitter

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heyyy twirls hair..

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you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*

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Reblog to BITE prev

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Chapters: ¼ Fandom: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Drift | Deadlock/Ratchet Characters: Drift | Deadlock, Ratchet (Transformers) Additional Tags: Empire of Stone, Drift’s Exile, Alternate Universe - Human, Whump, Fever, Delirium, Religious Crisis, legionnaire’s disease, (all in good time) Summary:

“For eighteen months Drift wandered beyond the fringes of civilization, living out of the trunk of his car, eating little, sleeping less, each day sinking deeper into a magical, malignant world of his own creation. If Ratchet hadn’t caught up with him when he did, he likely would have died in that wilderness.”

So I read this and loved it. But the title was what got me thinking the most. ‘‘You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting’ - it’s Wild Geese, by Mary Oliver. And I thought, who else does this apply to? My guy Roddy, though I’m not sure he truly ever walked that desert till the end, when it was too late.

 Whirl, most certainly. ‘‘You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves’. He obviously loved Cyclonus, and Tailgate. But in his actions, he shows his love for the Lost Light as a whole.   And Megatron, who’d surely have something to say about Mary Oliver. ‘‘Tell me about despair… and I will tell you mine. Meanwhile, the world goes on’. Because it did. And it carried on still, even after he was gone. But he left it irrevocably altered. 

‘Whoever you are, no matter how lonely, the world offers itself…calls to you like the wild geese…over and over announcing your place in the family of things.’

I feel like in the beginning, and at the end, Oliver’s words would have appealed to Megs the most. 

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tumblr puritans have never spoken to a kinky person and you can tell this because they talk about ~scary~ kinks like a child who thinks their teacher sleeps at school. they have a 1700s "actors cannot be trusted for they engage in obscene behavior" mindset. yes lil buddy people can in fact roleplay situations and then exit that roleplay and have different thoughts and actions 🤗 adding sex to performance does not actually cast a magic spell that turns you into a monster incapable of morality <3

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just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

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He said he wanted no pickles !!!

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sketch of starscream that turned into a painting

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the ultraslayers

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How would you make Cyberverse!Megastar less toxic?

well first of all id make cbv!megatron well written, and i think that would take care of a lot honestly.

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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did it mean anything to you

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what do we think

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the “i caught transformers brain worms” dump