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Day 20: Tattoos
always loved how they were subtly matching each other
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"Don't fight anymore, you're sisters"
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for the bribe/art request.. one Sunday or perhaps a Hakuri :0
hakuri...
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when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there
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not naming names but i hate this character design trope
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lockdown
[ID 1: Three-panel comic, first out of four, with crudely drawn stick people.
Panel 1: The sky is blue and peaceful, with some clouds. Someone says "Ah..."
Panel 2: An orange person with dog ears is laying on the grass.
Orangepup Dogsaturated: "Despite the weirdness, it's nice here.
I think... I'm enjoying my fate as an orangepup dogastur-"
They are interrupted by barking.
Orange: "Huh?"
Panel 3: A green person with dog ears and a tail, who is holding a gun, stands over Orange. There is a tree in the background and some windmills on top of a hill in the distance. The barking continues.
Green: "Comrade Hot Pink is sounding the alarm. Come quick. We're going on lockdown."
Orange: "Huh? What are we-"
Green: "No time. Now."
ID 2: Three panel comic continuing from above.
Panel 1: Orange is led by Green down some stairs from outside.
Orange: "What's going on? Expository doctrine please?"
Green: "It's too dangerous. Safety first, explanation after."
Panel 2: Green shuts a vault door as Orange and a blue person with dog ears and sunglasses, as well as some sort of bandolier and a walkie-talkie, watches. The room is a plain beige with a simple ceiling light.
Green: "There."
Orange: "ok can someone explain now"
Blue: "Allow me."
Panel 3: Zoom in on Blue, who looks down dramatically.
Blue: "You must understand, young Orange. As much as we wish to trust you, there are circumstances where safety for the commune comes first.
We are aware that you have certain... Rhetorical susceptibilities, and so could not risk having you make contact with them."
Orange: "Who? Who are they?"
Blue: "One who destroys discourse."
End ID 2, begin ID 3.
Three panels once again.
Panel 1: A split view of a loft and the bunker. A hot pink person with fluffy ears is speaking on the walkie-talkie, while an onyx-colored person with dog ears and long claws is aiming a rifle out the window.
Hot Pink: "Comrade Blue. Onyx is ready. Do we have majority ethical consent?"
Blue: "Take the shot. If we later vote against, I will take accountability for the decision myself."
Orange: "What"
Panel 2: A view of Onyx staring down the scope of the rifle from outside of the window, as Blue narrates.
"You must understand, Orangepup Dogsaturated.
There are many who despise us. Many who would do anything to see us destroyed."
Panel 3: The narration continues from a view from the outskirts of the farm area. A mountain is in the distance, and a pair of grayscale legs are in the foreground, framed by some tree trunks.
"The horrific lesson we have learned...
Is that there is no low that outsiders can be trusted not to sink to.
And the danger of this interloper lies in their ability to provide others with all the excuses they need to justify their hatred."
Interloper: "I..."
End ID 3, begin ID 4. You know what this image is by now.
Panel 1: The Most Illiterate Person Alive, a grayscale individual wearing a book on their head, emerges from the woods, saying: "I am the most illiterate person ali-"
They are cut off by a view of Onyx pulling the trigger, which results in a view of the bullet going straight through the head of the most illiterate person alive, emerging in a shower of gore.
This continues to be a crudely drawn stick people comic.
Panel 2: Inside the barn loft, Hot Pink and Onyx are contacting the others.
Hot Pink: "Comrade Blue, we've confirmed a direct hit! Target eliminated!"
Onyx: "Wait. There's movement."
The Most Illiterate Person Alive: "Holy.
Fucking.
Shitfuck."
Panel 3: A front view of The Most Illiterate Person Alive, blood seeping out of the hole in the front of their face. They are framed in darkness and surrounded by a menacing red glow.
The Most Illiterate Person Alive: "I cannot believe"
The text color is inverted and changes to a more hostile font.
"You actually thought that you had any chance of killing me?"
End ID.]
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uncritical
[ID: Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.
Panel 1: An orange person in a red jacket with bright blue anime glasses is talking to a dark green person wearing some kind of equipment with black and yellow hazard stripes on it on their feet and hands, as well as some kind of red visor. A grayscale person with a green plant pot on their head is also there.
Hazard Stripes: "Hazard stripes."
Anime Glasses: "Hell yeah."
Plant pot: "I am green!"
Anime glasses: "Cool. Congrats."
Panel 2: The person with the plant pot gloats in the foreground while the other two watch, dripping with second-hand embarrassment.
Plant Pot: "Hah. You fools. You simpletons.
You would uncritically accept someone as actually being green... just for wearing a plant pot on their head?"
Hazard Stripes: "Hazard stripes..."
Panel 3: The person with the plant pot takes off the pot, holding it in their right hand while pointing accusingly with the left, as Hazard Stripes and Anime Glasses walk away.
Plant Pot: "I've exposed you! Your hypocrisies are out, plain for all to see! The brilliance of my scheme is equal only to its elegant simplicity! You have been destroyed, liberals! Destroyed!"
Hazard Stripes: "Hazard stripes."
Anime Glasses: "yeah they're somehow getting worse at this shit."
End ID.]
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grift
[ID: Four panel comic with crudely drawn stick people
Panel 1: An apparently grayscale person and a green person are having a conversation
Grayscale?: "I have decided to saturate to yellow!"
Green: "Oh that's great! I'm happy for you!"
Yellow: "Behold!"
Panel 2: Yellow puts on a brightly colored yellow baseball cap.
Yellow: "I have decided to desaturate!"
Panel 3: They immediately remove the yellow hat and replace it with a grayscale hat that has a crossed out yellow flag on it.
Green: "Wait, wh-"
Panel 4: The freshly un-yellow individual faces two grayscale people while the green person watches.
Un-yellow: "Everyone! I have seen the light and escaped the chroma cult after much hardship!"
Grayscale 1: "Wow! So brave!"
Grayscale 2: "We should pay you for your insider knowledge!"
End ID.]
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scapegoat
[ID: Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people
Panel 1: A lime green person and a turquoise person are talking. The lime green person has a piece of paper.
Lime: "Hey I thought this might be interesting to you, there's a study now showing that prejudice against chromatic people in the green-yellow hue range is stronger"
Turquoise: "Well uh. That's interesting. I'm suspicious of the conclusion but willing to look at it and consider changing my mind on the issue if-"
From off-panel: "It's true and they deserve it!"
Panel 2: A dark blue person appears, gloating.
Dark Blue: "Think about it for a moment! It's always green people getting caught doing bizarre nonsense! Their optics are horrendous!"
Turquoise: "What the fuck"
Dark Blue: "If it wasn't for green people we'd all be better off! They're the ones getting in the way of chromatic solidarity and making all of us look bad!"
Panel 3: The dark blue person continues rambling while the other two look from the foreground
Dark Blue: "Misoviridy is real and I am its champion! Join me! Get misoviridypilled! Realize that the fucking greenies are all we need to sacrifice to be fine for ourselves!"
Turquoise: "No that's fucked up
What the fuck. Is this the rabbit hole I'm in? I need to go think for a bit."
Lime: "Yeah let's go any direction that points away from this person."
End ID.]
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