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They say judas is in hell because he betrayed jesus but thats actualy a misconception, that was gods plan and so he didnt do anything wrong. Judas however IS in hell because god thinks he made his son gay

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gaming youtuber gets stuck in a timeloop and the first thing they do when they escape is upload a video called "I 100%'d November 23rd, 2024"

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I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

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I hate when animals are ontologically evil

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Here, take these

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.

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bro...what we could have had..

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me at night: just one more wikipedia article before bed

3 hours later: ooh taoist sexual practices that seems interesting

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guess i'll put this here too, even though its past the day in my timezone lol

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