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i havn’r slept enough and this packaging feels like being run ove rby a truck

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ah yes, the two genders:

man and bath

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this is the funniest possible answer ryoko kui could have given to this question

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that fucking chrome dinosaur

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I was at a ren faire with my mom and I saw a belt with cool leather pouches on it for $3759 and I whispered to her, “You know, if it weren’t for the price tag I’d totally get that,” and she was like “Go for it! It’s only $3000! That’s nothing!” And I was like *surprised pikachu face*.

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I think we should ban every twitter account that’s not like this to fix the website

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if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again

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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

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i had a really fucked up dream omg

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where is "someone dropped their picrew hand ideas"

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Lovecraft wrote down all the ideas that came to him to do something with later and there are some real bangers in there

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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite

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Illustrations of Vietnamese food. Credit to Le Rin.