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you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…

your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all

you, holding these:

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‘1001 Nights’ (1998) dir. Mike Smith, art: Yoshitaka Amano

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honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that 

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Inscription over the gate to the Grove Street Cemetery in New Haven CT. 2016

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I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives

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this wound needs more salt

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This note, filed away in a scrapbook from a member of the Class of 1878, seems to date from ca. 1874:

“My god, Lucille, your left ankle is showing. Rod.”

Scrapbook Collection (AC026), Box 69

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ACTUAL archaeological mysteries

* How do tarps go missing between field seasons?

* Why do I not have as much success with grants as others?

* How did we lose a datum? It's a frickin concrete cylinder in the ground!

* Can you read this person's field notes? Because I can't.

* Is this a bone or a rock?

* Which Munsell number is closest to this layer?

* Is this a sherd or a very convincing rock?

* We've had weeks to excavate. Why are we always rushing on the last few days?

* Was that previously recorded artifact scatter plowed to oblivion?

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Omphale by Byam Shaw (1914)

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The Sequel to a Duel (1825) by Hippolyte-Paul Delaroche (1797-1856, French)

Also known as "The Aftermath of a Duel". The painting depicts a deeply sorrowful woman, likely the wife or lover, cradling the body of a man who appears to be fatally wounded after a duel. Her grief is palpable, captured through Delaroche's mastery of light and shadow, highlighting her despair in contrast to the cold, lifeless body of the man she mourns.

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Goth movies to watch on spooky season. 🖤

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bro i fucking hate living next to a fucking tavern they always have the worst fucking singers performing on saturdays

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cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

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"If you can't handle me at what you have mistakenly assumed is my worst, then prepare to be unpleasantly surprised in the immediate future."

- Ross

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imagine a skeleton. obviously this is already blowing your mind. now imagine he had a gun

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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave