arroganthistorian
#istori&ns &re li&rs &nd fr&uds
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Prost& Teex&m, 11, t#ey/t#em, violetblood, m&ge of mind. Send me your #istoric fun f&cts! (@terribledactyl on main)
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arroganthistorian · 10 months ago
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try¾ng to settle a ch¾ttr argument answer honestly
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arroganthistorian · 10 months ago
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w#&t if i killed you wit# & rock. wouldn’t t#e world be suc# & be&utiful pl&ce
@arroganthistorian PROSTA you SACK of SH*T, since WHEN did YOU feel THE need TO post ABOUT our DRAMA in AITA? i’d TELL you TO cull YOURSELF, but THAT would DEPRIVE me OF the UNIQUE pleasure OF ripping OFF your BULGE and BEATING you WITH it.
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arroganthistorian · 10 months ago
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I’d tell you to t&ke & long w&lk off & s#ort pier, but t#en I’d #&ve to look &t your stupid f&ce
@arroganthistorian PROSTA you SACK of SH*T, since WHEN did YOU feel THE need TO post ABOUT our DRAMA in AITA? i’d TELL you TO cull YOURSELF, but THAT would DEPRIVE me OF the UNIQUE pleasure OF ripping OFF your BULGE and BEATING you WITH it.
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arroganthistorian · 10 months ago
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#ow &bout you log offline &nd get your c&rtil&ginous nub out of ot#er trolls’ business? or &re you T#&T desper&te for dr&m&?
@arroganthistorian PROSTA you SACK of SH*T, since WHEN did YOU feel THE need TO post ABOUT our DRAMA in AITA? i’d TELL you TO cull YOURSELF, but THAT would DEPRIVE me OF the UNIQUE pleasure OF ripping OFF your BULGE and BEATING you WITH it.
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arroganthistorian · 10 months ago
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I c&n’t believe you’re #olding t#&t over me! I sent t#&t in MONT#S &GO! I t#oug#t we were OVER it by now!! Gog, c&n you NEVER let t#ings go??
@arroganthistorian PROSTA you SACK of SH*T, since WHEN did YOU feel THE need TO post ABOUT our DRAMA in AITA? i’d TELL you TO cull YOURSELF, but THAT would DEPRIVE me OF the UNIQUE pleasure OF ripping OFF your BULGE and BEATING you WITH it.
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arroganthistorian · 10 months ago
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my old moir&il still won’t t&lk to me… i t#ink it re&lly mig#t be over…
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arroganthistorian · 11 months ago
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* grumblrinas post your reaction images you =ave saved i'll start *
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arroganthistorian · 11 months ago
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not & single “#um&n” c&n bre&t#e underw&ter w#en t#e cited myt#ology includes evolving from fis#?
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what makes a troll a seadweller. whats the biological reason for seadwellers
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arroganthistorian · 11 months ago
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“PALE WEAR is a style of fashion popularized by midbloods at the turn of the last millennium. it involves dressing in ways that are intentionally vulnerable, pitiful, and/or comfort inviting. most commonly, this meant clothing items that were baggy and ill-fitting, and often the outfits were tied together with a pale color scheme, to make clear the wearer’s intentions.
images of this particular photoshoot were banned from alternian magazines, because the subtle implication that the two models were sitting in a pile was considered inappropriate for public publishing.”
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arroganthistorian · 11 months ago
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wait soo the signless was an actual guy and noot just a crazy stoory?
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arroganthistorian · 11 months ago
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wikipedi& is NOT & v&lid source. some troll prob&bly m&de t#&t &rticle &s & pr&nk
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[HERES SOME FRESH DISCOURSE SERVED UP HOT]
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arroganthistorian · 11 months ago
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[HERES SOME FRESH DISCOURSE SERVED UP HOT]
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arroganthistorian · 11 months ago
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all of u r wrong Actually so i made a new ask game!
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arroganthistorian · 11 months ago
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<3< ARE Y0U GUYZ ZEE1NG TH1Z ZH1T
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arroganthistorian · 11 months ago
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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
feel free to add on
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arroganthistorian · 11 months ago
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díìd you know? every síìngle míìdblood caste has an "e" íìn íìt
~* Inpurresting. ε:
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arroganthistorian · 1 year ago
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Hi 💓 couldn’t help but notice your post talked about putting ketchup on burgers and would love to remind you that I actually prefer mayonnaise. Please keep this in mind for future posts!
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