"Someone, tell a joke." - Moonstruck
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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything
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Atla yuri featuring some Earth Kingdom girlies <3
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An Enormous ‘E.coli’ Floats Through the National Museum of Scotland at 5 Million Times Its Actual Size
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approaching the wip carefully from the side like a skittish animal. speaking in a low, gentle voice so it doesn’t run away
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Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies
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Elf: Hi. Stupid question. Is it true that you guys live in trees?
Human: What? No. We live in buildings on the ground. I thought elves lived in trees.
Elf: We also live in buildings on the ground. What?
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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
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It is a common error that many faiths believe the souls of the dead depart this plane of existence for some mythical heaven or hell. In fact, the souls of the dead go to UDFj-39546284, a high-redshift Lyman break galaxy in the constellation Fornax, about 32.7 billion light years away. When asked why the dead from across the universe should all be converging on this one faint galaxy, NASA astrophysicists said “it’s like an eel thing,” and refused to elaborate further.
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Life advice for the ages. Those doing wrong want you tired and hopeless. But stay angry. And when a chance is in front of you: bite back. Digital plans for a real linocut. I'm anxiously awaiting a press to make this stuff possible with my RSI in my hands.
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