"What a coincidence, my name is also jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaijarisugesuge-matsufunfaimatsufuraimatsukurunetokoronisu-miyapparikojiyapparikojibaibobaibobaiboshurin-gashuringanugurindaigurindainobomboribombo-nanojoukyuumechousuke."
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Me: Oh look the new update's finally arrived
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your children will probably attend school with someone named Naruto
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i’m like pre-stress stressed, like i’m stressed about the stress that i will be stressed about for school. education is magical
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Not gonna lie tho when I first meet people I have this retail-like voice where I sound like Snow White but as time goes on and as I get more comfortable my voice plummets down by like 20 octaves and I actually sound like an angry lumber jack
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“Thanks for calling me a bitch because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are nature. and nature is beautiful. So thanks for calling me beautiful(: ”
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#PronouncingThingsIncorrectly at Jose Tejas
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i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
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“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”
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jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party
mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR
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