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SEASON 3 IS NINETY MINUTES LONG??!!!

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the writer’s dilemma: - want to write a novel - want to read 10 novels for inspiration - end up doing neither and scrolling through memes about writing instead

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your future readers are going to be so grateful that you didn’t give up on this story. keep going, you’ve got this

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Me ripping my phone out in the middle of the night to note down my idea, and regretting it immediately when the light hits me

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Me ripping my phone out in the middle of the night to note down my idea, and regretting it immediately when the light hits me

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I rarely shit post, but the internet is really on point with me today...

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Now that school is in full swing, here are some tips for all you students who want not only to write well but also write much extra super gooder than before!

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You can give them horrible pun names and make your readers suffer

you can just name your characters anything. you can name them Printer. you can name them Shnorpty. you can name them There Are Pillars. and peoppe will just have to accept it.

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bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

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You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

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They should eat the same nutritious breakfast as me: several cups of coffee

writing tip #2012:

remember to make sure your protagonists eat a nutritious breakfast and drink plenty of water, otherwise you’re setting a bad example to readers everywhere, who wouldn’t know how to eat or drink without your guidance

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If I had a dollar for every time there was an episode named "Red Wedding" with musicians playing violins, that has a wedding end in a battle, I'd have 2 dollars. Which isnt much, but its just weird that its happened twice.

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I am lost for words...