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EGGS ARE SIX FOR $4 AND A DOZEN FOR $5
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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
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I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.
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Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out
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My contempt towards a brand is directly proportional to how often they interrupt my playlists.
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Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it
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if it's good enough for you, then it deserves to be made. don't let anyone else decide if your story is worth it or not.
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so the tiktok ban was literally just propaganda for the trump administration. like. we all agree with that right. this is just laughably transparent. the ban wasn't even 24 hours. not even a whole day. to quote my infinitely funnier mutual from Discord, "Misha Collins was bisexual longer than TikTok was banned"
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turned on the light in my pitch black bathroom and all 3 of my cats were on their hind legs, in a circle, beating the shit out of each like some secret feline fight club
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