they/them I'm 22yo, but please only creep respectfully.
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i need a STRONG ORC WOMAN to hold me VERY TENDERLY
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A matcha mint julep is easy to make with just 5 ingredients - matcha, mint, brown sugar & water (brown sugar simple syrup!), and bourbon.
Recipe: https://www.proportionalplate.com/matcha-mint-julep
#cocktail #matcha #greentea #happyhour #cheers #bourbon #mint #mintjulep
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fun fact, the reason otherkin are called “otherkin” is because originally there were online communities, waaayy back in the 90′s, of people who identified as elves. when people emerged who identified as other things the elfkin called them “otherkin” bc they weren’t elves
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actually genuinely if you are going to talk about serious topics you need to say the words for the thing you're talking about
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she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”
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Squidward only ever makes artwork based off his visage, it's all very surface level and lacks any emotional depth
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there’s a difference between “being canceled” and “facing consequences” but there’s also a fine line between “facing consequences” and “deincentivizing growth and change” and i think that needs to be grappled with more. i’m not saying all mistakes need to be forgiven by everyone, but people who make mistakes are people, and if it becomes clear that not only will they will never be forgiven for their past, but that they will also be continually punished, then it’s a normal human response to grow frustrated and stop trying, and the holier-than-thou response of “well if they were really sorry, they would willingly accept all the punishments we throw their way” is stupid. what does pulling receipts up from 20 years ago do? who do these “gotcha” moments help?
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some ladies who should Kiss, yet again for punkforkos on insta!
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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
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Manscaped just pinned me down sheared my nuts and released me back into my enclosure like a barnyard sheep
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Oke so the ✨Adopt give away✨
How to enter: Reblog with the character number you want (only the number not the name it will be hard to keep track that way) you can only choose one character, and no double rebloging is allowed!!
The give away closes at 2022 July 1st, 9:00pm est, I will use a random number generator to determine the winners and dm them the full images without watermark.
Rules: The design itself will be credit to me, you can not resell them for money, or use them in any commercial use, besides that have fun :D!
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Does anyone else have an author who they just consider to be so good that you don’t even pay attention to the synopsis of their books you just read them??
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