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Somebody has learned I was keeping the paper towels on top of the fridge and then taught herself to jump on top of my cabinets so my paper towels are no longer safe

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not to sound like a boomer but I miss when video games included manuals with maps and some small trivia about the characters

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the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"

sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

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The Catholic Church spent $3 million trying to crush abortion rights in Kansas, and failed

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a healthier outlet

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WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: buy a weather balloon, fill it with helium, duct tape knives to it, and release it

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new piece about queer conventions of attractiveness, body hair, and my own transition <3

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lying to people in positions of power (landlords, rental agencies, employers) to get what u want (a flat, a job, whatever) is cool and u should do it more often.

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starting to think that some of you are actually gay for real

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hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever