They/Them/Bro I love inhaling car exhaust and my fans. 48th president.☕️
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how I stare at my grandfather as I neurologically transfer 2 TBs in files of genshin mpreg into his hippocampus
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Preparing my soldiers for war.
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Just did a line of cocaine, I’m ready to sign the banning of biker jeans bill into law.
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important news!!
@duckagain has been trying to steal my ceiling fan. I need my ceiling fan to breathe. Its blades soothe me, and this hillbilly tries to take it! I need my ceiling fan.
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My new comforter that arrived at the White House. I can’t wait to test its comfortability during the annual pegging.☕️
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The meal I acquired from my presidential servants. Feeling refueled.
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The walls have been staring back lately, so unpatriotic of them🙄
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How I was on highway 101 on July 14, 2017
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How I am in the club 😂

Frans Floris I (Be 1550-1570)
Fall of the Rebel Angels (detail, 1554)
Oil on canvas
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me at my job as the president of the United States
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My stinky used to be stray cat whom I hate and let get high
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