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This is my take on a Gun Safety PSA

Kids. They can see certain objects differently than us adults. When we see a bunch of pots and pans….they see a drum set. When we see a bed…they see a bouncy castle……But when we see a gun….they don’t see that it’s a threat.

While kids don’t usually get involved in gun-related activities, they are vulnerable. Remember to keep guns locked up and out of reach from your children’s hands. Because trust me…..Losing your loved ones will feel like you’ve been shot in the gut.

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he’s becoming professor chaos again

what is up with him

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Merry Pissmas South Park

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Your not wrong but

your not right either

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hold on let me fix Cartman’s character sheet

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welcome to pointing out things in South Park: The Fractured But Whole's character sheets that everyone missed for some reason, despite being hilarious and also making sense

Kyle's weakness is "mom", because he is very scared of his mom

also "kite theologist" isn't a religion but I'll give him points for creativity and staying on topic, also theology is the study of religion, so it makes sense at least (unlike some others)

Craig's power source is love, but his weakness is communication. I feel like that's gonna cause some problems (oh wait, it did)

also "way of the fist" fits him and his character, but it's also not a religion

.

I love scott

but

insulin

is not a religion

Kenny's weakness being "poverty" is actually amazing

also while "fatalism" isn't a religion (it's an ideology), I believe it fits him really well and his arc. Fatalism is the belief that basically "it is what it is", the thought that we have no free will, and things just happen

I think it fits well since during the Coon vs. Coon and Friends arc, I believe it shows Kenny sort of.. accepting his immortality. Also most of Kenny's deaths have been completely coincidental so it makes sense that he feels like he has no control over his life.

anyways I really love Kenny

the only thing that can stop Professor Chaos

is getting grounded

also entropy isn't a religion, but because it literally just means "chaos", I'll let it slide

Cartman.

you can't just not have a weakness.

I'll let the religion slide cuz it's funny

ok so I've mentioned Toolshed's religion before, but I pose you this.

his power source is "220V", which is a measurement for electricity, like outlets. so this makes me wonder, does he like, charge? like an iPhone? when he goes to bed, does he have to get plugged into the wall before he goes to sleep? is the 24V battery he carries on his back sometimes just a portable charger for him?

I know he's an altered human but I think it's funny to think that he just charges like a iphone

originally while researching these I didn't know what "SkyMaul Catalog" was, but then I searched it up

it was amazing, thank you Tupperware

also assembly isn't a religion what are you a lego set

his sexuality and gender is "yes please" and that is the most Jimmy thing to do

also speed isn't a religion either what are you sonic the hedgehog

shoutout to Call Girl, Wonder Tweek, and Mosquito they didn't have anything interesting enough for me to comment on (unlike everyone else they actually understand what a religion is)

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why does Kyle have tentacles

Please explain yourself

about a day ago i wanted to make my own redesign/au for human kite, so this happened last night LMFAO